Really late to trends

armitage hux is actually the funniest character in the star wars sequels. he helps to restart the space fascism because he's a loser idiot bastard son whose daddy never hugged him and then immediately gets thrown aside by his new father figure in favor of a temper-tantrum prone emo because said emo can use space magic. devotes himself wholly to the space fascism organization and building a better death star but his father figure keeps letting the emo do whatever he wants, including taking over his missions, fucking them up, and destroying shit when the fuckups prevent stuff from getting done. he gets to do space fascism exactly once before his new death star gets blown up by this one weird sand lady and her posse of idiots. the emo then convinces his father figure that the sand lady and this one defected drone are top priority while he actually tries to get shit done so they can get back to doing fascism. when he seems to finally have a handle on things, the emo then kills his father figure, takes over the space fascism organization, chokes him into submission, and spends all their time and money trying to hunt down the sand lady and this one reincarnated dead space wizard because reasons. this makes him crash out so hard he starts feeding info to the antifascists because ffs he wanted to do space fascism and make his daddy proud, not hunt down some lady who can do space magic and worship a guy who looks like skeletor! how is this his life? he just wanted to do space fascism! then he gets found out and is capped for it. by some rando who he used to order around. he dies. the comics imply he dies a virgin. fin. his life was a tragedy written by one competent writer, disney shareholders, and JJ Abrams and lord its hilarious.

being very normal about hulkenberg saying at the start of his f1 career that if he could do any other job he'd be a spy and then him saying now he'd be a lawyer cause it's "less stress"

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