I'm just here for laughs and UwU's

you have flawless skin

you have light brown hair

you have straight hair

you looove smol kisses

you love being praised

you think small animals are cute

you love the color white

you drink a lot champagne

you eat everything, everywhere and everytime

you like fluffy blankets

you always wear oversized stuff

but also slay nice tight dresses

everybody is jelly of your looks

you are confident af

you have a really nice personality

you have a weird laugh (like you snort or sth)

you have stupid humor

But mostly I ship you with Jinnie if you love him with all of your heart because he deserves it <3

Namjoon: Did you just fall?

Taehyung: Hah, of course not. I just attacked the floor.

Namjoon: Backwards?

you have dark/er skin

you smile a lot

you love the color yellow

you have a crazy sense for fashion

and love oversized clothing

you wear glasses

you like to do fun sparetime activities

you like taking pictures

you love flowers

you eat a lot

you have dimples

you are funny

you are loud

you binge watched some series

you like rap

but also classic

you dance around a lot no matter if you're good at it

you spend a lot of your time on twitter

But mostly I ship you with Hobi if you love him with all of your heart because he deserves it <3

But how?

I just watched the new Ellen Show with BTS. Are you serious? You scream for everyone except of Namjoon?! Do you even reallize how much he does for this group and all of you? He is the reason BTS even exists. He writes most of the songs, he holds the group together! HES THE ONLY REASON THEY COULD EVEN GO TO AMERICA BECAUSE HE SPEAKS ENGLISH! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I was really hurt when I saw his hurt smile after he realized that they were cheering for everyone except him. I cant even imagine how that must have felt. You people disgust me.

Dont even dare to call you Army again because you are not and you dont deserve a single drop of love from these 7 wonderful men.

you like coffee

you are smol

you love to be the small spoon

you are good with words

you are a good listener

you like silence

you dont mind staying up late

you love to wear black

you have long, dark hair

you like taking pictures

you have pale skin

you dont go outside that much

you are sarcastic

you are a workaholic

your are a dork sometimes

you have a bright smile

But mostly I ship you with Yoongels if you love him with all of your heart because he deserves it <3

Jimin sat on a small wall and V was sitting on the ground in front of him. They were recorded and Jimin was talking to V with a big smile on his face when suddenly V kissed him on his cheeks. Jimin yelled "Stop!" and V shut him with a second kiss on his mouth. Then there was a cut and they both were sitting on the wall. Jimin was looking down to his feet smiling to himself and V just bent over and kissed him again. Jimin: "Noo you cant do that here were in public! These are real kisses we are being recorded!"

I AM SOFT MY FRIENDS