KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN.

they all just grow way too quickly, i wish i had some kind of time machine to go back a year or so just to get some of that time back because i had no idea it would go so fast. i guess i haven’t really been able to sort out the fun of it, people say they scroll for hours but i haven’t found anything there that holds my attention enough

If you find one, let me know. I’d pay good money to have my Mase be a tiny baby again. I don’t know where the time went. It’s not for everyone. Nothing wrong with that.

I don’t know that Khloe has always been quite the looker, might even be drool worthy. I don’t need any drama thankfully, us Jonas’ had enough to last us a lifetime and ours wasn’t even that bad over the years. an annulled marriage? interesting. Please we both know that if I wanted to get spoilers out of you i know exactly how to do it. That’s awesome to hear Kourt, anything new and exciting in life? I’m doing really good actually.

If I would’ve known that you were so into my sister, I would’ve arranged a date for you two and spared myself the heartbreak. It comes with the territory. Turns out my fairytale wedding was exactly that, a fantasy. I’m newly single and just taking the time to focus on me. You did always have a way to get whatever you wanted for me, but admitting to drooling over my sister has ruined the charm. I don’t think you’ll be wrapping me around your finger anytime soon. Speaking of weddings, aren’t you married or was that just a rumor? I can’t keep up. I also haven’t wanted to. 

yup, it’s on youtube. i gotta accept that, i guess. we’re all adults here now, but since we’ve barely spoken in forever and this has kind of not been sitting right with me for years since we never talked about it, i felt like telling you that it hurt me. even if we weren’t serious, i had feelings for that guy. you know how that stuff works, someone always catches feelings. but lets move on since he’s not in either of our lives anymore anyway.

you know, i do feel bad you felt so terribly about it. i don’t think that situation meant much to neither him or myself. it was just... after scott things got kind of hazy. i don’t know if that’ll help or not, but it’s the truth. i wish you would’ve told me sooner.  you’re right, you have a new beau too i hear. how’s that going?

you know, it’s a bit like marmite - you either love it or you’re utterly baffled by its existence. if it’s on hulu, by all means, dive into the rabbit hole of confusion. just remember i did warn you. the walking dead, you say? i always felt zombies could do with a bit of british politeness for the laughs – you know, “excuse me, sir, but might i nibble on your brain?” but yeah, i get it; dragging it on for so long can feel a bit… deadening. beverly hills 90210 is a classic choice. nothing like good ol’ 90s drama. the hair! the fashion! and brandon… well, let’s just say i can’t blame you for that crush. though, honestly, between you and me, i always had a soft spot for dylan.

not to toot my own horn, but hulu has got all the good shows. let’s just say that if you were the zombie asking for a nibble on my brain, i’d be pretty convinced to say yes. that might eliminate the horror aspect of it that the showrunners are going for. it’s a classic choice and one with great wardrobe options. i used to get all my outfit inspo from kelly taylor and brenda walsh. oh, so you’re into the bad boys?

I’ve heard that it’s a pretty good show, has some gorgeous people on it that you can’t help but stare and drool over. Also heard it’s got a good taste of drama. I’ve been told about both of those and they have been added to my list so don’t go spoiling them for me okay? There is no judgement here, sometimes you just need that teen romance show to help you unwind and escape reality. How are you Kourt?

if by people you mean me then you’d be correct. drooling over my sisters is not something i would want you doing. if you’re into the family drama of it all, we’re the show for you. next season is proving to be all the more dramatic considering there’s an annulled marriage involved. no spoilers from me. i can keep a secret. i’m good, better than ever. how about you?