Kouka Last Night

(716): Do you remember whose house we’re in?

(256): Terrible idea I love it

(202): Help me help you realize you are a moron

(315): I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.

(816): Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.

(910): Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.

(708): I had one bear! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.

(617): Soo-won is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.

(973): I’m making myself the patron saint of bisexuality

(612): A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.

(401): I have a txt file I don’t remember making open on my desktop. All it says is “what it’s like to be a squirrel”

(561): Just had a shirt made that says “I’m sorry” going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future

(732): So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not

(651): You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening