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cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

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This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

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Hubris.mpg.

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The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

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$28.99

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seite

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

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No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

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“To protect the world from devastation…”

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Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

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Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

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I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

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You’re living in the past it’s a new generation

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[LOUD GUITAR]

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[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

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I… What am I looking at?

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You’re too young for me if you don’t remember this video

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Can I please receive the secret code that’ll be entered telephonically, that’ll pass me through to you, which means it’ll be your beautiful ass numberrr? Can iiiii? 🤣

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My son

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

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Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

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man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this

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I don’t play that shit lol sorry

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WHyyyy

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Sorry everyone

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If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

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Shiddd

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this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

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It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

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I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

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Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

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One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

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Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

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I’m not risking it

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After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

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I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

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I just wish I never came through this post but I still gotta do what it says argh 😤

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Ffs damn me and my superstitions🙄

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compare.

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THIS is what I wanna see in our history books.

Highlight the injustice and inequality. Stop erasing it.

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This is still going around uncredited.

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Go check out their work, its amazing.

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Santa Clarita Diet — 1.02 “We Can’t Kill People!”

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SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001), dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

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“Susan. Susan. Susan. Susan. Its time. Susan. Susan. Susan.”

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stargazing and chill

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w a blunt and some shots

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