Felice: You know, Wilhelm gives Simon flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Sara: Okay.
*Later*
Sara: *gives Simon flowers*
Simon: ???
Sara: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Felice: You know, Wilhelm gives Simon flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Sara: Okay.
*Later*
Sara: *gives Simon flowers*
Simon: ???
Sara: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Simon: I never said I was gonna get back together with him. I was thinking, he’s in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?
Sara: No. No, Simon, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Simon calls Wilhelm. Number five: Felice gets eaten by a shark.
Felice: I’m Felice, and I approve the order of that list.
Felice: Why is Wilhelm crying on the floor?
Sara: They're drunk.
Felice: And?
Sara: They saw a picture of Simon's spouse.
Felice: But they're Simon's spouse.
Sara: I know.
Simon: Wow, Wilhelm, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Wilhelm: We literally slept together yesterday.
Simon: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Angst, Piano, Light Angst, Happy Ending, Implied Sexual Content Summary:
Henry stopped playing the piano and stared at the white and black keys. A few water droplets fall onto them; then more came later. “You played beautifully,” Alex said, walking into the room. Henry immediately wiped his face.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Loves Alex Claremont-Diaz, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Morning Cuddles, Forehead Kisses, Sleepy Kisses, sleep talk Summary:
“Please, baby.” Alex started kissing Henry all over. Henry laughed abruptly, covering his mouth quickly. “I’m not gonna stop until you agree to stay up with me.” Alex begins to kiss Henry’s neck again, softly sucking on some skin.
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and then they smooch! pt. 2
Steve: Hey Eddie I need a favor
Eddie: Im not giving you another lap dance
Robin: Lap dance?
Nancy: ANOTHER?

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Robin: If I were a gardener, I would put
our 'two-lips' together.
Nancy: *blushes*
Steve: Why aren't we like that?
Eddie: If I were a gardener, you'd be my
hoe
Steve: That's why.
Robin: Truth or dare?
Eddie: Dare
Robin: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Eddie: Hey Chrissy.
Chrissy, blushing: Yeah?
Eddie: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Steve.
GOOOOOOD MORNING STEDDIE NATION !!!!
Steve: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Eddie: Three words.
Steve:
Steve: Am I in trouble?
Eddie: Take a guess.
Steve: No?
Eddie: Take another guess.

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Steve: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Eddie: I do have a sense of humor you know
Steve: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Eddie: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Steve: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Eddie: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Steve: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!