we could be immortals;;

cant sleep i feel so fucking nauseous ughhhhhhh

what’d you do man?

i went to bed wtf

before you went to bed?

cant sleep i feel so fucking nauseous ughhhhhhh

what’d you do man?

Shut up

i can’t even say make me because that’s gonna go into some weird territory.

There can only be one viking asshole.

And he’s right here! Did’ja miss me?

i s2g thats not my starbucks order

i'm sure it's not.

alfred yells about it a lot, but i don’t know much about it. maybe if we were talking coffee or beer i’d have a better opinion

you could not have sounded any more like a teenage girl if you tried, holy shit.

alfred yells about it a lot, but i don't know much about it. maybe if we were talking coffee or beer i'd have a better opinion

what the fuck is iced tea

Blasphemy. That’s what.

@unvieuxrenard YOU FRENCH SON OF A BITCH.

You bailed on a bet! I have every right to be angry.

Why do you ask?

[ He makes vague gestures towards the entirety of the past few posts. ] There was a lot of uh...stuff there? Just checking in on you?