Kon-El

today.

@kon-is-on

Because... Daddy was... SWEATY, that's it!

Every time someone promotes their new blog, it gets added to THE LIST

I can help if you wanna

@kon-is-on

As we discussed previously, there are NO HALF BITES. Either you eat it FULLY or it's NOT EATEN.

I think he said something about wanting a video game last time we talked. If that's any help for you Kent.

Lemme see if I can bring it to your world. Saying Jon wants a videogame for a gift is like saying you want an animal for a gift. What's the first answer that pops in your head?

But I see your point. He couldn't remember the name of it but that it was something similar to mortal combat...? He kinda started rambling and I was painting sooo..

And I mean, there are so many mortal kombat similars. Maybe he'd like injustice? Did you know that in that game yo– uh, Robin kills Nightwing? It's a pretty big event.

I have no idea why he did it though. Never bored to look either. Too lazy.

Yoooooo lil bro! Wassup? ☺️🤜

I'd help you take revenge on them, buuut Billy just recently gave me my hair back and it'd be bad of me to get back to him. Maybe in a couple of months.

But I got it back. Tis' what matters 😤

@waynesnumber1butler

“Where’s my mommy and daddy?!”

Peach kicks at Tabitha.

“WHERE IS MY MOMMY?!”

“I-if you…don’t I’ll b-bite you…and tell y-you the…fuck word!”

“I don’t want you to take my blood and drop me.”

“If you don’t take me to my mommy I’ll punch you!”

Peach punches as hard as he can repeatedly.

@kon-is-on

@meow-tabitha-is-a-bitch @bat-phantom

Bow.

“Mo-mommy they t-taked me away! A-and I telled th-them to stop b-but they di-didn’t”

You did good. You called mama as soon as you could. Me and daddy will always be there for you, ok?

He clings onto Kon in such as way that if he hadn’t been Kryptonian, there definitely would have been scratches left.

We rarely know why villains do their wrongdoing. It's good to know when we can, but it's not necessary. What's necessary is to stop them, so they don't harm anyone. Villains harm, and heroes save. Okay, lil Peachy?

"I'm sorry I punchded them. I was supposed to ask you first."

Why would you need to ask me, baby boy?

Kon knew in the back of his mind what could happen with this teaching. Someone would come and try to hurt Peach's feelings with a mean comment, and he'd punch back. But it's okay. If he tried to teach every single exception to "no hurting" at once, it'd just make his baby boy confused. Better to give it in small doses.

“Where’s my mommy and daddy?!”

Peach kicks at Tabitha.

“WHERE IS MY MOMMY?!”

“I-if you…don’t I’ll b-bite you…and tell y-you the…fuck word!”

“I don’t want you to take my blood and drop me.”

“If you don’t take me to my mommy I’ll punch you!”

Peach punches as hard as he can repeatedly.

@kon-is-on

@meow-tabitha-is-a-bitch @bat-phantom

Bow.

“Mo-mommy they t-taked me away! A-and I telled th-them to stop b-but they di-didn’t”

You did good. You called mama as soon as you could. Me and daddy will always be there for you, ok?

He clings onto Kon in such as way that if he hadn’t been Kryptonian, there definitely would have been scratches left.

We rarely know why villains do their wrongdoing. It's good to know when we can, but it's not necessary. What's necessary is to stop them, so they don't harm anyone. Villains harm, and heroes save. Okay, lil Peachy?

"I'm sorry I punchded them. I was supposed to ask you first."

Why would you need to ask me, baby boy?

Kon knew in the back of his mind what could happen with this teaching. Someone would come and try to hurt Peach's feelings with a mean comment, and he'd punch back. But it's okay. If he tried to teach every single exception to "no hurting" at once, it'd just make his baby boy confused. Better to give it in small doses.

and a happy new year too! Made any resolutions yet? Maybe becoming a girl liker is in them? 🫵

(but i am around 75% sure that girls are much, much prettier than boys are)

And when fucking sexism stops telling what to wear and what makeup not to use.

anatomy who? his leg is wiggly if i say so

Kon is on.