HIATUS INACTIVE GONE AWAY AFK G2G

MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAN’T DRIVE, I AIN’T GETTING IN THAT SHIT ASS CAR

I drove a tank once. I think as a respectable student from "Get the fuck off my dick" High School, I can take us there just fine.

"I’m digging your grave early. What do you want your obituary to say?"

"Right. Heard you loud and clear."

Mind the spoiler

The dramatic sequel to Koizumi Third Freetime Event!

It’s been like 9 months since I translated this and no one yet stepped up to the translate the rest of these, so here I go. FTE below the cut:

                   triggerhappyzetsubou:

↔ Indie Roleplay blog for Junko Enoshima

↔ AU and Crossover friendly 

↔ Mun has read Dangan Ronpa and Dangan Ronpa 2

↔ No quite familiar with Dangan Ronpa 0

↔ Semi-Crack

↔ Picky about OC’s

I feel like you have once. Or this chick that looked like you, I dunno.

Don’t ask how I know this.

Um...

Not quite. Well, maybe. She is SHSL Light Music Club Member, so maybe she did have to dress up as Oregano at one point.

But of course I'm going to ask how you know this. If there's some impostor or lookalike going around, I'm going to take the fall for whatever they do. 

I do believe it’s my business if I’m going to be involved in such a manner. No, no! You’re close, put down one of your arms. Or keep it up, I don’t really care. Lemme just…

[She could barely even reach the other’s arm, in fact it was kinda funny watching her try to jump.]

Right, right. One second. 

[She laughed, trying not to wheeze as she got on one knee. She had a feeling that she was going to regret trying to stand up with Saionji's weight all over her arms. Saionji might've had buff Nidai legs, but Mahiru lacked buff Nidai arms. ]

I have not, nor will I ever, participate in pornographic film. 

Please don't go spreading around weird rumors. 

I can only wonder where the hell that’s gonna go

WHATEVER! Just. Move your arm out girl, I can’t do it if you’re keeping your arms by your side. Unless I’m standing on you like some freakish parrot, which I’m pretty sure breaks the laws of physics.

It's none of your business where it's gonna go until we figure out if you can do this or not.

[ Having a feeling that this was going to be a bit more invasive than originally planned, she gulped, hesitating until both of her arms were fully stretched out. ]

Hm. If you can't?

You'll let me take a picture of you in any pose I want. Though I'm starting to think that you really can do it. Too late to back out now, though.