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*Boxing*

Liam: HIT IT, ZAYNIE!

Zayn: *Starts spitting the rap in Fergalicious*

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Zayn: Goodbye, Lou :(

Louis: Goodbye, Zee :(

Zayn: Goodbye, Liam :(

Liam: Goodbye, Zayn :(

Zayn: Goodbye, Harry :(

Harry: Goodbye, Zayn :(

Niall: Goodbye, Zaynie :(

Zayn, at Niall: Aw, and I think I'll miss you most of all :(

Louis: Oh okay, that's kind of an odd thing to say.

Liam: Yeah, sort of a weird comment right in front of all of us.

Louis: Kinda thought this was team effort thing.

Harry: Yeah yeah, really glad I spent the time listening to your ups and downs and giving you a shoulder to cry on.

Liam: Yeah, you're like five minutes from gone and you leave with that!?

Harry: Yeah!

Louis: You know, it's like cutting a huge fart and walking out of the room!

Louis: And that's how we'll remember you, as a big fart!

Harry: Goodbye, big fart >:(

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Cancer: Morning, what do y'all wanna eat for breaky?

Scorpio: I would like to devour the unborn.

Capricorn: Jesus Christ, eggs.

Capricorn: Scorp, wants eggs.

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Virgo: I trained this chicken to talk.

Aries: Let's see.

Virgo: Chicken, what's a male deer.

Chicken: Buck

Virgo: How much is two hundred pennies?

Chicken: Buck buck

Aries: This is stupid.

Virgo: It gets better!

Chicken: It gets WAY better, Ari!

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Niall, jumping out of the closet: BOO!

Zayn:

Niall:

Zayn:

Niall: :(

Zayn: *Screams from the top of his lungs*

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Scorpio: God damn it! My marker ran out!

Scorpio: Quick, I need someone's blood.

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*House gets flooded and everyone gets carried by water outside*

Zayn, asleep but wakes up: *Rubs his eye in realization*

Zayn: AND I'm waking up outside again.

Zayn, walking back inside: Gotta sleep to grow guys, gotta sleep to grow.

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Virgo, walking into Aquarius' room: Aqua, I came to look for you. And to charge my phone. *Stumbles upon a laptop that says 'Play Me'*

Aquarius, through the laptop: Hi Virgo, if you're watching this then you probably lost your charger and are looking for mine.

Virgo: Man, am I really that predictable?

Aquarius, through the laptop: Yes, yes you are.

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Scorpio: Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes.

Scorpio: Fucking weirdo didn't even turn up.

#astrology #incorrect quotes #zodiac scorpio #reblog #source: twitter #dragon

*Texting*

Delivery: hello this is Roger from Doordash

Delivery: pick a number 1 through 10

Aquarius: 4

Delivery: wrong

Delivery: no food for u

Aquarius: what

Aquarius: why

Aquarius: Roger please

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Gemini: When I was little I loved Gangman Style so much and one time they played it over an intercom and I started sobbing from happiness.

Gemini: I then got out of the chair I was sitting on and started doing the Gangman Style while crying uncontrollably.

Gemini: People asked if I was okay.

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Niall: I JUST WITNESSED A LADY THROW AWAY THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL!

Niall: THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL!

Niall: THE GREATEST BITE OF THE CINNAMON ROLL!

Niall: THE REASON YOU GET THE CINNAMON ROLL!

Niall: THE CENTER. OF. THE. CINNAMON ROLL.

Niall: This world is full of monsters.

#1d #incorrect quotes #niall horan #reblog #source: twitter #dragon

Harry: One time the light turned green and the car in front of me didn't immediately go but instead of honking, I waited one second and they went.

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Zayn: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with.

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Niall: Best advice from my dad: You believed in Santa for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 10 seconds.

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Libra: Do you like Eminem?

Pisces: Yeah, they're very tasty! Although I, unpopular opinion, prefer the peanut butter ones over the chocolate ones.

Libra: Huh? No, I meant the rapper.

Pisces: Why would I eat the wrapper?

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*Twitter*

Louis: Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out the guys

Louis: with the guys*

Louis: what have I done

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