*Boxing*
Liam: HIT IT, ZAYNIE!
Zayn: *Starts spitting the rap in Fergalicious*


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*Boxing*
Liam: HIT IT, ZAYNIE!
Zayn: *Starts spitting the rap in Fergalicious*

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Zayn: Goodbye, Lou :(
Louis: Goodbye, Zee :(
Zayn: Goodbye, Liam :(
Liam: Goodbye, Zayn :(
Zayn: Goodbye, Harry :(
Harry: Goodbye, Zayn :(
Niall: Goodbye, Zaynie :(
Zayn, at Niall: Aw, and I think I'll miss you most of all :(
Louis: Oh okay, that's kind of an odd thing to say.
Liam: Yeah, sort of a weird comment right in front of all of us.
Louis: Kinda thought this was team effort thing.
Harry: Yeah yeah, really glad I spent the time listening to your ups and downs and giving you a shoulder to cry on.
Liam: Yeah, you're like five minutes from gone and you leave with that!?
Harry: Yeah!
Louis: You know, it's like cutting a huge fart and walking out of the room!
Louis: And that's how we'll remember you, as a big fart!
Harry: Goodbye, big fart >:(
Cancer: Morning, what do y'all wanna eat for breaky?
Scorpio: I would like to devour the unborn.
Capricorn: Jesus Christ, eggs.
Capricorn: Scorp, wants eggs.
Virgo: I trained this chicken to talk.
Aries: Let's see.
Virgo: Chicken, what's a male deer.
Chicken: Buck
Virgo: How much is two hundred pennies?
Chicken: Buck buck
Aries: This is stupid.
Virgo: It gets better!
Chicken: It gets WAY better, Ari!
Niall, jumping out of the closet: BOO!
Zayn:
Niall:
Zayn:
Niall: :(
Zayn: *Screams from the top of his lungs*

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Scorpio: God damn it! My marker ran out!
Scorpio: Quick, I need someone's blood.
*House gets flooded and everyone gets carried by water outside*
Zayn, asleep but wakes up: *Rubs his eye in realization*
Zayn: AND I'm waking up outside again.
Zayn, walking back inside: Gotta sleep to grow guys, gotta sleep to grow.
Virgo, walking into Aquarius' room: Aqua, I came to look for you. And to charge my phone. *Stumbles upon a laptop that says 'Play Me'*
Aquarius, through the laptop: Hi Virgo, if you're watching this then you probably lost your charger and are looking for mine.
Virgo: Man, am I really that predictable?
Aquarius, through the laptop: Yes, yes you are.
Scorpio: Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes.
Scorpio: Fucking weirdo didn't even turn up.
*Texting*
Delivery: hello this is Roger from Doordash
Delivery: pick a number 1 through 10
Aquarius: 4
Delivery: wrong
Delivery: no food for u
Aquarius: what
Aquarius: why
Aquarius: Roger please

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Gemini: When I was little I loved Gangman Style so much and one time they played it over an intercom and I started sobbing from happiness.
Gemini: I then got out of the chair I was sitting on and started doing the Gangman Style while crying uncontrollably.
Gemini: People asked if I was okay.
Niall: I JUST WITNESSED A LADY THROW AWAY THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL!
Niall: THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL!
Niall: THE GREATEST BITE OF THE CINNAMON ROLL!
Niall: THE REASON YOU GET THE CINNAMON ROLL!
Niall: THE CENTER. OF. THE. CINNAMON ROLL.
Niall: This world is full of monsters.
Harry: One time the light turned green and the car in front of me didn't immediately go but instead of honking, I waited one second and they went.
Zayn: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with.
Niall: Best advice from my dad: You believed in Santa for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 10 seconds.

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Libra: Do you like Eminem?
Pisces: Yeah, they're very tasty! Although I, unpopular opinion, prefer the peanut butter ones over the chocolate ones.
Libra: Huh? No, I meant the rapper.
Pisces: Why would I eat the wrapper?
*Twitter*
Louis: Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out the guys
Louis: with the guys*
Louis: what have I done