KaoVel ⋆˚࿔

Hazbin hotel:

Fluff = ♡ Dirty jokes = ⚠︎ Dark themes = ‼

⭑.ᐟ Alastor's Masterlist! ⭑.ᐟ

Roommates! - ♡ What are we...? - ♡ Flexibility - ♡ ⚠︎ Roses are red... - ♡ ⚠︎ Crushing on Alastor - ♡ How high? - ‼

⭑.ᐟ Vincent/Vox Masterlist! ⭑.ᐟ

Sharks! - ♡ Brighter! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! - ♡ Jokes with Vox Pt2! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt3! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt4! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt5! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt6! - ♡ Correcting You - ♡ Artistic with Vox - ♡

Note from creator:

Y/n: "Knock Knock."

Vox: "...Who's there?"

Y/n: "Cow goes."

Vox: "Not again... Cow goes who?"

Y/n: "No, cows go MOOOO dumbasss"

Vox: ".....OH FOR FU-"

Vox's life with Reader, who is an artist and always uses him as a reference to draw.

Y/n: "CAN YOU STAY STILL?"

Vox: "I DIDN'T EVEN MOVE YET"

Y/n: "YES YOU DID."

Vox: "Okay, you brat. whatever!"

...

Y/n: "I can draw you pregnant."

Vox: "...I mean... I wouldn't, you know, ha-"

Vox correcting Reader because English isn't their first language.

Reader scolding at Valentino for something he did

Y/n: "Vox is right, Val. You can't run around like a footless chicken."

Vox: "Headless chicken, doll."

Y/n: "Uhh, no? How's the chicken suppose to run around without the head?"

Vox: "How's it run around without feet?"

Y/n: "IM NOT THE CHICKEN VOX SO WHY ARE ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTION-"

Vox: "No joke today?"

Y/n: "Oh, I don't know... I'm looking at one right now."

Vox: "Haha..."

Y/n "I got one, Knock Knock."

Vox: "Who's there?"

Y/n "Boohoo"

Vox: "Boohoo who?"

Alastor x Obsessive reader

CW: dark themes, weapon mention, blood, intense dialogue

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔

Oh, how lucky he was when he found you. Willing to do anything for him.

As you stood right in front of him, holding the knife as he lingered it around your waist, slowly moving its way up to your chin, making you look up at him with glimmering eyes. 

Alastor: “Would you jump for me?”

Y/n: “What?”

Alastor: “Would. You. Jump. For. Me?” Alastor: “Would you do that for me?” Your body froze on the spot when he asked you that question. He chuckles, his voice sweet, low and dark. He shifted the knife towards your lip, the blood from the edge dripping slowly, and he knew you were far too innocent.

However, the sound of your sweet voice lingers past his ear, making him question your sanity.

Y/n: “How high do you want me to jump?”

Alastor’s smile faltered for a moment, his eyes fixated on you, looking at him so innocently, before he started grinning ear to ear.

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔