but weren't we dying anyway?

*steps out of my house into 91°F (33.8°C) sunshine bright and early at 8:00 pm* *breathes in deep* wow! i want to get decapitated

wild that frats and sororities are like a real thing and not something they made up for college movies. i dont even really understand their purpose aside from having batshit parties and vaguely homoerotic torture initiation rituals.

It's mostly for rich assholes to make social connections for later in life.

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

(shows up to a ship 10 years late) is everybody seeing this