but weren't we dying anyway?

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

shawty's like a malady in my head

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

*steps out of my house into 91°F (33.8°C) sunshine bright and early at 8:00 pm* *breathes in deep* wow! i want to get decapitated

wild that frats and sororities are like a real thing and not something they made up for college movies. i dont even really understand their purpose aside from having batshit parties and vaguely homoerotic torture initiation rituals.

It's mostly for rich assholes to make social connections for later in life.

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.