rubiales finally resigned. now it’s time to kill him

Inej could be resting on Kaz’s should but he’d still be like “I have no emotion, I’m Batman”

Can’t stop thinking about Inej

bringing this one back because there’s fuckery in the kanej tag again and instead of engaging directly i’m just slapping this on y’all’s dashes again.

male footballers make me feel sick you all can do ads about the equal game or wear their kits before big matches but they can’t speak out in support of a colleague who was sexually assaulted in front of their eyes by a high ranking football official?

cowards

Inej: We need to distract these guys. Wylan: Leave it to me. Wylan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Jesper & Kaz: *immediately begin arguing*

*The Crows are playing a team sport* Nina: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Brekker? Inej: Have you ever played a game with Kaz? Nina: No… Jesper: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Kaz, chasing Matthias and Wylan: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

i think when kaz said “im going to get my money and i’m going to get my girl” it was an accurate representation of the duality of man

kaz in his chapters: im so good at planning. pekka rollins makes me so angy. oh lookie inej. i quite like inej

if mason greenwood comes back to united i’m prepared to support any team who’s player gives him a career ending injury