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what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

u know i had to do it

I’m going to be so fucking thin by Christmas

hey

to be thin

Reach my ugw soon and finally get a bf

that dude ❤️

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

May your next period be light and end quickly

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

may you not leak even once

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

May you have no cramps.

May you have no headaches

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

may dysphoria not get to you !

^^^may you still feel valid!

and no weeping and crying over commercials.

May that chocolate you crave, you know, that one specific kind, be within your reach.

May it happen on a day where you have nothing to do.

May you never have 2 in the same month

I needed this more than I care to admit

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

Most definitely what went down.