in light of recent events, fuck

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks 

can you hear my telepathic messages?

there should be a cowboy tipping his hat emoji. i would use that all the time

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

“shark infested waters” bro they just live there