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I have been zoned out watching slop for several hours and I only came back to reality because I dropped my drink all over my damn lap.

#Also hi.#It's been like a month.

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I've been so busy building something I didn't realize a week had passed since I was last seen online. So, in case anyone is particularly interested, I'm not dead.

How many places do I have to bare witness to people fawning over him.

It's just embarrassing at this point.

Oh fuck, I forgot about coming on here.

Perfect time to come back when I'm having an existential crisis from getting older.

#Looks like a lot of people on here are older today.

contentiousness

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THAT DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT?

knifepuns

I was going to say I'll tell my brother but I think he would probably just laugh at me, so nevermind.

I told you I liked the movie you put on when everyone else was trashing it and this is the thanks I get?

I'm never vouching for you again.

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@knifepuns replied to your post “I LEGITIMATELY BLOCKED THREE IDIOTS ON MY FIRST...”:

You think I'm an idiot? I'm hurt.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT, DIRK.

I *KNOW* YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

knifepuns

I'm telling on you.

I think I've experienced possibly the worst person in existence in this hyperbeam.

It's almost impressive.

#I feel genuinely speechless.#And you all just regularly interact with this person?#Willingly?

I may just stay awake. I think I missed my sleeping window.

It's almost blissfully quiet on my dashboard now. I sense I may be freed from the curse of the shouting man.

contentiousness

@knifepuns replied to your post “I COULD DIE A HAPPY MAN IF ONLY I WASN'T...”:

I feel like you might be making yourself an easy target.

AN EASY TARGET? THAT'S A LAUGHABLE IDEA, TUMBLR USER KNIFEPUNS. I'M FAR FROM BEING AN EASY TARGET, IN FACT I WOULD WELCOME ANYONE TO TAKE A SHOT AT ME UNPROVOKED! IT SIMPLY WOULDN'T WORK, IDIOT.

knifepuns

Do you ever just like. Let the brain cells vibrate and rub together before you start talking?

This is you being an easy target.

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Hey, why the fuck am I awake?

Who told the universe to keep me from falling asleep? I just want to talk.

I’ll probably get in trouble but I’ve decided it’s lay in my brothers room time.

#Feeling weird again.#It’s reassuring being in here for some reason.

knifepuns

It will enhance every vibe.

ebslimer

knifepuns

Yeah that’ll be enhanced too.

#Good. That’s the respect my tombstone deserves.#If people aren’t kick flipping off it what was the point of dying?

I might need to start being fed my medication stuffed in like. Cubes of cheese or something like a dog.

So tired of taking them all.

#medication //

knifepuns

Are you telling me a gnarly kickflip won’t enhance the vibe? Because it absolutely will.

ebslimer

it depends on what you think the vibe is.

knifepuns

It will enhance every vibe.

#Bad vibe? Enhanced.#Good vibe? Enhanced.#Weird vibe? Absolutely enhanced.

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@knifepuns replied to your post “leaving early since my brain doesn't want to...”:

I do a kickflip off your brain.

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Are you telling me a gnarly kickflip won’t enhance the vibe? Because it absolutely will.

What if I simply decided to be weird and strange.

#What will my mostly empty dashboard do about that huh?#Nothing at all.

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