First of all, I'm not a "total psycho".

"I smiled when Derek punched Stiles in the hand. Anyways, whether it’s a real or sarcastic smile it’s a smile."

"What would it take to get you to smile genuinely? that’s now my mission, to get a real smile out of you, without inflicting pain on people."

"Well, I'd like to get laid. It's been awhile."

"I do smile. Well, more than what Derek does."

"Let’s just go into more detail on that. You hardly ever smile, unless its sarcastic. And Derek never smiles so even a kitten smiles more than him."

"I smiled when Derek punched Stiles in the hand. Anyways, whether it's a real or sarcastic smile it's a smile."

"Clearly…"

"I’m sorry if I like smiling from time to time, you should try smiling too. It gives you wrinkles if you frown all the time."

"I do smile. Well, more than what Derek does."

"Who exactly wants me here?"

"Well I do… Yeah that’s about it."

"Clearly..."

"Oh but see it brings fun to the show. Plus I made a great alpha…not to mention a sexy one."

"Yeah okay but just cool down on it, you’re lucky to have one person wanting you here."

"Who exactly wants me here?"

"What do you think? Should I be dead or alive?" 

"Well, I’m going to say alive, but if you keep this alpha mccreepy stuff up then I will probably change my mind."

"Oh but see it brings fun to the show. Plus I made a great alpha...not to mention a sexy one."

"Everything is perfect, Dylan. Sorry if I ever call you Stiles, you two look alike. Obviously."

"Yeah, the only difference is Stiles wants you more limp and ten feet under the ground."

"What do you think? Should I be dead or alive?" 

rosy—rosa

"Hi, is everything okay?"

"Everything is perfect, Dylan. Sorry if I ever call you Stiles, you two look alike. Obviously."