ʜ ᴀ ʟ ʏ ᴄ ᴏ ɴ ; ;

– who? I won’t talk to yo until you tell me

Aw c’mon don’t do that.

– who’s caught your eye, Lou? Pretty blonde girl? The one brunette with the big rack?

Nice legs, brunette and a cute bum is all m’givin’ ye. That’s it! Work with that.

Yes! Why’s that? It’s not like my Lou to go on and give up everything you’ve ever had? Someone’s got it bad, huh? But I’m not sure who you’ve got it for, but they’re lucky, aren’t they. I won’t take anything back

I can’t believe that unfortunately. Well no but, dunno-.. I just don’t like waking up not remembering what I did the night before, or who I did it with. M’gettin’ too old for it anyways, but you’re pretty correct with your thoughts, and your ideas. 

It’s your fault! Please make sure there aren’t any girls in your apartment, I think they’d swallow him whole. Get me lots of food, please. I’ll love you forever if you do. Well – maybe not. They might be little menaces like you

It’s my fault he smoked your weed? Zayn I stopped havin’ girls in me flat like, weeks ago. There’s plenty of room for Harry always. I’ll get your food, don’t worry about it. Pft, take that back! You’ll adore them like you adore me.

You’ve corrupted him, Louis. Nice goin’. But sure – he’s just chillin’ in the hamper with a bottle of something or another. Food; now we’re talking. Sounds like a deal to me, I’m done babysitting. First, H, then before you know it I’ll be babysitting your kids.

He literally smoked your pot the other day! How cute, he’s interesting that’s for sure. I’ll pick up your food then come grab him. Though, you’ll love my kids. I promise you. 

Fine, then I won’t tell you that I’ve picked up a very drunk curly haired boy that I guess I’ll no longer be returning to you. – since you’re still running, I might need you to go ahead and get me some food, okay?

Well I’ll just go pick him up myself, and forget your food just cause you’re bein’ a meanie. We can work with this, I’ll take H and I’ll grab you food, deal?

“ Well maybe but it’s an amazing job ! And great opportunities ! And you get to see the world. Amazing places. Meet cool people. A lot of perks.” 

“Well don’t get me wrong I do love me job, I love the fans but I also love sleep. I mean every job has it’s ups and downs but in the end I do really love it.”

– Louis, get your arse back here now.

Nope-.. nooope.

“You think so? That’s a major compliment, thank you.”

“I’ve got tons of proper faith in ya’ love, you look like you could snap a few necks if you really wanted to. Go for it.”

I mean, ‘Best Song Ever’ was cute and all – I just feel like I misinterpreted it. I just overthink the meaning to everything. Right, but like, I don’t know. As long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. 

I feel like-.. Ben was like high trying to work us with this. The dancing, the costumes, I mean, it’s normal for us in a concert, Liam’s usually the one in costume though, so it was definitely a change. I’m very content yeah, of course.

You better be planning on showing up at my door with a pizza then, Lou.

Won’t be me unfortunately.. someone definitely will though!

“I feel like I’m the only person on the planet, who has yet to watch Gossip Girl.  What am I missing?”

“-..beats the fuck out of me, I haven’t watched it either.”

“I’m thinking about taking up boxing. I’ve heard multiple people say it’s a good work out. Just don’t know if I’d be any good at it.”

“Do it-.. you look fierce enough to, so I definitely would vouch for that.”

Now you’re getting it, come here

Can’t and won’t catch me, nope.

Oh c’mon, you can’t just tease me like that. Now I really want some pizza! 

You’ll thank me later love, I promise.