wtf

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

I’m will

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No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

Perfect

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

Reblogging this for a friend.

thanks phoebe

This sounds like it’s being sang by one of those annoying white girls whining while having sex in porn.

I REGRET MY LIFE

Okay. What else did you get? And what was the damage?

I got the kids non fluoride toothpaste

I win! It is our anniversary today, sucka.

Fuck this day sideways with a goat spoon

No slips or tumbles today I hope!

You still good for next Saturday?

Oh no! I’m sorry.

Oh, wait, I should have read the whole headline, whoooooops.

Space is no longer a luxury we are afforded.

mmmhm that’s happening indeed

did u eat the last cupcake?