somebody that I used to bone

Anyway yesterday I bought a dress and it as size small and I cried forevs because I used to be a fatty A++ klipples

Mmm.

So I caught up with my friend the other day and she was asking about my love life and I was like "nah man it's messy and all over the place" and she was like yeah of course you're Kate that's par for the course. Then I think of the last proper relationship that I had (not a love affair with a taken guy) and it's the person I started dating who was a guy but at the end she was a girl and yeah I terrible at relationships I think I break people But idk I think one dude I'm banging that btw we had sex SIX TIMES IN ONE NIGHT super impressive but he's like not keen anyway he really likes hanging out with this other dude so maybe he gay but anyway the other dude is the one I bang all the time and Jesus so like surprise I can have vaginal Orgasms who knew also before him I didn't think I could have orgasms while being fucked but apparently I can and like a lot Anyway what I'm trying to say is sometimes you're at work drinks on a Friday night and it's your main dude you're fucking that's there (but he's sort of your boss but not really but in a long term relationship) and then your side piece (who is infuriatingly not into banging constantly yet has so many muscles and mmmm want to lick) and it's awks cause it's like hey two dudes I'm drinking with you've both fucked me but only one of you know about the other one*. And then the dude who I'm fucking who has a girlfriend his girlfriend turns up and I love her like she's super feminist and stuff but she's like pretty where I am smart like my mAin thing is I'm smart and her main thing is she's pretty but like seriously she's super hot like CRAZY ATTRACTIVE and owns her own stripper pole and like dude I'm fucking why would you even bother with me. Anyway normal chat with the two dudes I am dicking And oh god why am I telling this story

Yearly update cause I've been drinking and remembers this app heyoooooo I had a career and shit I have so many pencil dresses and heels and go to meetings and pretend I know shit haha idiots buy it.

So I got a promotion at work and am like important now or some shit but I'm such a fuckwit and I think I have an eating disorder and I'm sleeping with a bunch of people idk man good or bad. Life decisions ay

Idk man I have all this stuff that it's boring to put in my personal journal like I want someone else to hear it even if it's just shouting at the Internet at large

So I lost a whole bunch of weight and now I'm a ~hot girl ~ but I was going to make a post about how it's the same if not worse than being an ugly fat invisible girl but also I am slammin and there's a guy that fucked me before I lost the weight and the other night he spent hours going through my body telling me why each bit as beautiful even though I hated every part of myself I kind of like myself and all my weird bits now

Someone come talk to me I am bored and lonely

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