No one asked for it but here it is, the threequel you've all been waiting For...
Incorrect Mortal Kombat quotes part 3
Someone fighting Johnny: Damn it, if i keep looking at his ass, I can't win.
(Inspired by Kenshis mkx arcade ending)
Kenshi: Hey Daegon, look at me.
Daegon: *looks at kenshi, then notices he'd been split in half*
Shang Tsung: There you are! YOU think you can escape from me?
*he says as he's starting down Meat*
Kano: *counting money and having a good time*
Everyone: *points their weapons at him*
Cassie: You came to the wrong storyline... *cocks gun* ...BITCH.
(Based off a discord call i had with @klericofkhaos and @cyberneticsanguinaire )
Shang Tsung: Taven... is this your card?
Taven: No, no sorcerer, its not!
Shang Tsung: ...Check under your foreskin.
*a hundred of the exact card fly out of Tavens pants*
Shang Tsung: Let me clarify something, for you, Taven. Its not magic, its sleight of hand.
Taven: what are you saying, sorcerer? What is this "sleight of hand" you speak of? How was your hand in my pants? I have so many questions!
Shinnok: What you say about my mother? *back hands you with his tiny skeleton hands*
Hotaru: Taven from Edenia, you have been charged with a crime of attempted murder, how do you pleed?
Mokap: Your honor, my clint has swore on his mama he didn't do it.
Taven: what are you doing!?
Hotaru: Hmm, is that true, Taven?
Taven: I- uh, yes, yes, I swear on my mama, sir, i'm innocent.
Hotaru: If so, thats a very good plea. You're free to go. Case closed.
Kuai and Cyrax: *looking at Cyrax's new Organic body*
Kuai: are you ready, my friend?
Cyrax: can i feel it first? Just a little, please.
Kuai: Fine, just a little.
Cyrax: *hugs himself* yeah, I can dig it.
*they turn on a mind soul swapping device and Cyrax's soul transfers to his new body*
Kuai: Cyrax! Are you okay?
*Cyrax feels his body a bit*
Cyrax: Its back... my dick is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!