Aurora cringealis

is this anything

Nicole Farhi

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

What has my brain come to

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how;get down

:3

these faces get me every time

don’t play in my face tony what the fuck is the white pen of hope doing here

DELTAJUNE IS WAITING DELTARUNE DELAEUGEJEJSMM

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

did you predict the bloody mary ship

link to the paper

You were warned

Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head

Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"

Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."

etc