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Road RIP

allura:

Lance “My Life Is Basically A Meme” McClain

parkour expert

*jumps down from five feet* hARDCORE PARKOUR

*hops up onto curb* soFTCORE PARKOUR

*stumbles and falls, gets up like nothing happened* “dont try this at home kids”

*heelys away from minor inconveniences*  

allura gets mad at him when he does

allura: LANCE

lance: *heelys away faster*

*every time he walks past a mirror* “hey good lookin’ ;)”

learned how to ride a unicycle so he could be pepe the frog for halloween

“catch me in space how bout nya”

*ridin through the castle on kalternecker* “they see me rollin’, they hatin’”

makes the laser sounds while he’s shooting his lasers

teacher: take a picture of where you feel most at home

lance: *takes a selfie with a trashcan*

after he learns that keith is half galra

keith: *walks by*

lance: hewwo

keith: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT

lance also tells all the aliens they meet that “hewwo” is the correct and polite way to greet a half-galra without keith knowing

random alien: hewwo red paladin

keith: what the FUCK

*lands on a planet of furry-looking creatures* 

pidge: everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals and therefore there is no intrinsic value in this material universe.

hunk: hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. all knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. will you fight? or will you perish like a dog?

Pidge must get some truly outrageous helmet hair (RIP all those broken hairbrushes)

Voltron as a game! Click on the pictures to see everything~