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okay so basically: i need persia’s hollywood husband.

their relationship started in the same vein as the brangelina/jennifer aniston debacle. he was already married to/engaged to/dating (whatever degree of #messy u prefer) another starlet and together they were basically the hollywood ‘it’ couple everyone thought was the be all end all. and then along came persia. they met when he attended one of her concerts and she (a v big fan of his) invited him backstage. he was a lil older than her and obviously in a highly publicized relationship so no one thought anything of it at first. until they kept hanging out and getting photographed together and trash tabloids were doing their trash tabloid thing and suggesting they were having an affair and everyone thought it was just baseless yellow journalism.

until he filed for divorce and/or ended things with his now-ex. he and persia never confirmed their relationship but their steamy trip to cabo as captured by the paparazzi told a different story. and thus persia was branded a homewrecking #manstealer who ruined everyone’s fav hollywood couple and everyone kind of hated them for a while probably???

but then the whole thing became old news eventually, and persia won a grammy, and he was probably named gq’s sexiest man alive in which everyone was like “tru” and their cute love and support of each other in interviews suddenly had people coming up w/ ship names and captioning their red carpet photos with “this is what true love looks like!!!!!” 

born and raised in genoa, italy and happens to be apart of the royal bloodline, making her like.......87th in line for the throne probably i.e. never gonna happen. part of the reality show royally ridolfi, which got picked up like three years ago by e! and just got renewed for two more seasons. uses it as her excuse to do The Most™. is a common name thrown around when referring to people who are famous yet have absolutely no talents (tru). wears a lot of baby pink fur coats even during the summer for the aesthetic. is tiny but has been photographed on more than one occasion being pulled off some girl in a club that she has by the ponytail. will talk your ear off and buy u a tiara (regardless of gender). problematic but loves u.

needs: rest of her royal adopted and bio reality star sibs as requested here. she also needs a squad, maybe of other young reality stars/socialites. probably an older man that she definitely shouldn’t be involved with. 

chaplin carlyle, 27 ✰ actor ✰ aquila ✰ liam hemsworth.

part of the most extra family hollywood has ever seen aka the carlyle idiots. pm grew up on ur tv sets and taught u a lot of lessons about growing up and ~doing the right thing~ a la a boy meets world type series. did a lot of coke toward the end of it tho so don’t trust the inspirational violin music. took an acting hiatus after the show ended and grew a beard to show he’s Serious now. does a lot of shitposting on his twitter. dog dad. just got cast in some superhero franchise probably. just a weird mess of a person.

needs: everything tbh. i lowkey want the topanga to his cory from his sitcom that he grew up with. and just like??? friends???              

persia klein, 28 ✰ musician ✰ monoceros ✰ face tbd.

my classy brit who brings blue-eyed soul to pop music. grew up only moderately upperclass in london and did a lot of local musical theater as a kid. got her big break post high school thanks to myspace. giant feminist. controversially posed nude a few times and owned it tbh. handles herself with grace and poise in front of the media, gets wine trashed w/ her girls. tries to keep her personal life “””private”””. just doesn’t wanna be bothered while she watches jonesing for the johnsons.       

aok so there seemed to be some interest for this so i’m FOLLOWING THRU W/ IT. give me a group of fakeclassy, dramatic, extra, established ladies of hollywood that ditch their dates to pose on the red carpet together, make cameos in each others’ music videos, throw parties for every holiday together, and are all heavily featured in each others’ instagrams and snapchat stories. their “leaving brunch” paparazzi candids always kind of look like stills from a girl gang movie and u know the group chat is lit. they’ll always be on the front line to defend each other in any celeb feuds or drama so just a lot of GIRLS SUPPORTING GIRLS EVEN WHEN THEY’RE BEING A LIL PROBLEMATIC.

this is obviously heavily inspired by tswift’s infamous squad but this is more an ~equal opportunities~ squad so there’s no real leader here lmao. i think it’d be cool if they were all 25+??? and any profession obvi. i’m gonna cap it at 8 for now but if there’s more interest i’d be happy to add more!!!!

persia klein // 28, musician, face tbd, played by madison.

hepburn carlyle // 30, socialite/actress, amber heard, played by céline. 

sidney mercier // 26, job, lily james, played by hannah.

jagger johnson // 26, socialite, stephanie corneliussen, played by maddie.

leigh dorsey // 28, musician, behati prinsloo, played by nicole.

fallon jacobs  // 25, actress, face tbd, played by caroline.

cece castillo // 25, actress, lindsey morgan, played by kelsey.

rooney roth // 26, comedian/actress, phoebe tonkin, played by suki.

astrid darling // 29, job, holland roden, played by skye.

ROYAL FAMILY WITH A REALITY SHOW

ok so this is a req for the ridolfi fam, branch of the ruling house grimaldi hailing from genoa, italy. they’re not set to take the throne anytime soon, but the ridolfis started gaining media attention across europe for adopting from poor orphanages, which set off a storm of controversy and discourse on “tainting the royal bloodline” and whether or not the adopted ridolfis should be in line for the throne (something that has a slim chance of happening anyway). as the fam grew older, they started landing themselves in tabloids for various “scandalous” behavior and trickled their way into the states where they drew the attention of e! entertainment bc fam reality shows are obviously big (espesh on loveline it seems lmao). royally ridolfi has been on the air for three seasons now and has gotten p decent ratings and the ridolfis have been catapulted into western stardom all while disappointing and disgracing their v traditional relatives.

the ridolfis are a mix of bio and adopted kids. obviously the adopted kids (marked with *) can be of pm any ethnicity, but bio kids should be of italian descent. ages are just suggestions (but the youngest ones are twins) and idc about genders. most of them would probably be considered socialites but they could also be branching out into other careers??? if you have any questions just let me know!!!

petra lamott ; thirty-one, fbi agent, morning.

trust fund baby from a wealthy beverly hills family that was the Overachieving Mom Friend™ in high school, definitely counted her a’s and was the uncontested valedictorian. unsurprisingly went to an ivy league and hasn’t slept since. is kind of just realizing that life has passed her by and she missed out on ~life experiences~ bc of the workaholism. trying to remove the stick from her butt but going over cases in her pj’s with cupcake wars and a glass of pinot just seems.......right. very classy and composed but takes no shit from no man. clever, skeptical, almost painfully realistic. likes to be right 100% of the time and has trouble grasping when she’s wrong. working on a romance novel in her scarce free time that nobody will ever read.

truman wade ; forty, veterinarian, afternoon.

born and raised in the heart of queens with the heavy accent to prove it and is your resident grizzly bear dog dad. his father was a heavyweight champion and only-son-truman grew up with the idea that he’d follow in those footsteps. instead, fell in love with a girl who persuaded him to follow his animal-loving dreams if only because it meant less blood and bruises. that relationship ultimately ended but not before he took off with her to l.a. where he attended vet school and opened his own clinic. stubborn, difficult, short-tempered eternal bachelor but really a giant teddy bear underneath it all. just a mess who likes whiskey, every dog he’s ever met, and deep dish pizza.  

ezra thermopolis. 28. shitty bar owner. trust fund idiot.