Cole: Charlie called him Dada today so i'm getting used to the fact that he's the preferred twin.

Cole: Completely unreal. It still feels completely insane.

KJ: I just wanted to make you jealous which didn't work so WOW. Maybe he should be my preferred twin.

That’s definitely a win, especially to have your hair. You’d make a gorgeous girl, I’m sure of it. I can imagine. I think I will gladly take the workout the little guy will give me though so I’ll look forward to it. Excited for Thanksgiving?

Mostly just my hair color, she has the curls from her mum but I’ll take it. She may not be the most present mum, but I’m happy Lu looks like her. I dunno about that, mate. I’m not sure this jawline is very fermine, I’d be an ugly girl. It was pretty good! Spent it with Ari and Lulu, which is perfect in my eyes. How was your first with your boy?

Is it working?  I think kid and animal pouts always get us going, I know I always give in when my dog pouts.  

I am not quite sure yet.  Trying to figure that out with my boyfriend right now as we speak.

It’s definitely working, it’ll always works. Trust. There’s just something about them, they have like a superpower behind them. 

Ari: Me as a Pokemon turns you on? You're such a freak for me, KJ.. I like it a lot. What powers would you see me having?

Ari: You earn them all the time. Us having a perfect Thanksgiving makes me want to reward you again.

KJ: Weirdly, yes. See, it's not the powers. But I'm just picturing you in like a sexy pikachu costume or something.

Which is even worse because you know how much I love to see you in action with your work, Babe. Getting to watch from behind the scenes, no wonder I practically maul you once you’re done for the day. How competitive do you think we could get against each other? Oh, don’t worry about them. Just casual things like childhood KJ and the teen years. That’s what I like to hear. I made sure the lyrics were as to the point as possible just for you. 

I know you do. Whenever you’re on set with me, it just makes me work ten times harder in those scenes because I wanna make you proud. It’s because of all the shirtless scenes and the jealousy from having to watch me make out with the other girls on the show, right? I think it could get pretty competitive and intense, but in the best way. No, no. There are things you shouldn’t hear until our 50th wedding anniversary. 

I blame the mommy brain - can I blame the mommy brain forever? That’ll get me out of so many uh-oh moments. You think I’ll have influence over Ariana? I mean..I’ll try..

No, no. No you cannot. It doesn’t work like that. You absolutely do! It’s the girl power thing, you always have the influence.

I think I cried at least twice today.

Cole: Not in the slightest.

KJ: Rude. That's so rude.

I’ll make sure to keep myself very free for the next few weeks because I definitely don’t want to miss out on this exclusive experience.

I’m sure one will be coming up soon, so be on the lookout for the invite. And prepare yourself for the prettiest tutu you’ve ever seen.

Lili: No, I think it would've been sweet. You would've gotten a lot of laughs.

Oh I know. It’s impossible to resist. I do wonder if he’s going to look like me or Mel. Right now he looks like a mix but either way will be great. Thanks man, I think I’ll definitely be coming for you for some tips. Right now I’m just trying to get some sleep when I can since it’s few and far in between.

Lulu is her mum completely, but she’s got my hair and my nose so I call that a win. Plus, I’m not sure I’d make a pretty girl so it’s probably a good thing. Enjoy the baby stage though. It’s the best. They genuinely just get more exhausting the more mobile they get.

I’m battling the struggle of not putting my hands on you as we speak right now, Babe. I’ve had so much energy since dropping the last video that I wanna take it all out on you. No offense to other soulmates that gotta play against us, but there’s no competition even. I’ve even got your family telling me things about you. I kept the sex bot one just for you. 

That’s a battle you should always lose. The only times you should win that battle are if I’m filming and you literally have no choice. Imagine you and me against Cole and Lili. That would get so intense and so fun. ...what are they telling you? I think I just drooled a little bit.

Ari: lmao babe you fuckin kill me. we'll just have to shorten it to the aripedia.

Ari: I should give you a reward over it.

KJ: That makes you sound like a Pokemon. Is it weird that I find that mental image weirdly hot?

Well if she has a smile like yours I have to say I would give into her also.  I know my daughter’s smile always cheers me up morning, noon, or night when I am in a funk.  

Are you excited for the holidays?  

Are you trying to get on my good side? Compliments always work for me, so keep ‘em coming. Seriously though, her smile and her little pout nearly kill me every single time.

Heres the thing if shes really young she does not actually know that it drives you crazy, she does not understand between right and wrong until is in her late threes.

Oh, trust me, she understands. But time out does not seem to phase her too much just yet so she just laughs it off.

Cole: He is coming so you can fulfill your fantasy.

She stays up just to laugh you? That’s not really nice, but hey kids can do things and it be the most adorable thing.

Not that specifically, but just stuff that she knows will drive my crazy. Like purposely missing the trash can when she throws something away or things like that.