LEATHER DADDY

loves smooth sturdy hard wood, sometimes likes to dress like one

Another sweet boy chasing after his puppy while his adoptive brother succumbs to his hayfever he never knew he had.

chill man accidentally walks into swingers party 

A famous youtuber who just debuted his fursona

screamo poetry slam poet. his signature is to dab at every paragraph ending. he lives in his parents basement, his inspiration is the faulty washing machine beside his bed

jason segels younger brother

a sweet boy.

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12 year old boy on a trip to the bookstore to buy his first copy of twilight. He is team Edward.

Both are very good boys

a new promising porn director who feels it is always necessary to wear a suit every shoot, because if they are naked he has to be the very very opposite. has a phobia of being touched and works alone. always carries disinfectant. that camera is surgically attached to his spine

made it big through vine, now he manufactures custom fidget spinners. he recently got arrested for using dogs to power his spinner factory 

desperate man in need of belt

A norwegian hermit abstract performance artist whose latest art piece was knitting his sweaty hair into a jumper. unfortunately his body has broken out into a rash as a result of this new jumper.

trustfund boy, relies on his daddy’s money and preforms synthpop late into the night

unfortunately kit was rejected for the role of spiderman: homecoming. he didn’t take the rejection very well. “If i cant act as spiderman in a movie, I will BE spiderman in reality.”

has two kids, his exwife divorced him and left him for a pro wrestler and is trying to get full custody of the kids. He is traveling the world to find his true love