Kitty's Dreamland

Had a dream that I was explaining to someone why I don't do anal. (It's because I've had reconstructive surgery on my lower digestive tract) It was relevant to what was going on but I don't actually remember what was going on.

One time I had a dream that I was standing in line at a haunted house (not the one I work for) and there was this guy walking up and down the line, basically saying he was a furry without actually saying he's a furry. Everyone was ignoring him but when he walked past me I said "uwu" and he turned around and looked really annoyed and I woke up.

Just remembered I had a dream that there was a mild earthquake. I live in an area where earthquakes are uncommon, so it was just surprising :0

Had a dream that I had hair that was several inches long growing from my knuckles. I cut it as short as I could with a pair of scissors but the resulting stubble started retreating back under my skin. I was worried it would cause ingrown hairs and I woke up.

I haven't been sleeping super awesome, I haven't been dreaming as much lately, and when I do it's usually really mundane. Like, I had a dream last week that my mom handed me a bottle of juice. That was it. Thrilling!

You ever seen that TikTok where the girl points out that her mom's chandelier is made of knives? I had a dream my family and I were at my childhood home, doing some spring cleaning, and a disassembled knife chandelier was being given away. Someone had wrapped it in a ton of Press 'n Seal to prevent stabbing.

Some years ago I had a dream that I was lying on my back with on the floor of the craft room in my childhood home. My mouth was slightly ajar and a millipede crawled lengthwise across my mouth, between my lips. was super freaked out but I couldn't get my body to move at all. When I was able to twitch, just the tiniest bit, I woke up.

Just remembered I had a dream that ended with me dying via explosion. I thought that was kind of interesting; in all of the other dying dreams I've had, my head is cut off.

Had a dream that I had to have several more teeth pulled because they'd gotten so infected that they turned brown and black and my gums were all sore and messed up. I wasn't bothered about having them removed.

Had a dream that was just me being SUPER stoned and sitting in my room, looking around dazedly

Oh, another part of the dream was I was with my sister? Or maybe a friend? But there was a forest fire and a little hawk got hurt and couldn't fly and some people had it tied to the top of their car, like, in an upright position. We took him and he was our little friend and we all hung out together.

The only part of the dream I can remember is having a big scabbed over burn on the left side of my face. In the dream I knew what it was from but now I can't recall.