Gryffindor: Guys, I have a great idea.
Hufflepuff: We’re not capturing the giant squid to see if it’s friendly.
Gryffindor: Picture this: moving staircases.
Slytherin: That seems highly impractical.
Gryffindor: The whole castle becomes a giant adventure! Forces students to explore! Stretch their nerve, take some leaps of faith!
Hufflepuff: Not literally, I hope.
Slytherin: And how do they get to their classes?
Ravenclaw: Actually, it would force the students to pay attention to their surroundings and challenge their intellect in a variety of ways.
Gryffindor: Oo! Oo! And we could put in trick steps! Steps that you fall through and get stuck unless you swing yourself over!
Hufflepuff: We are not forcing 11 year olds to migrate through a potential death trap.
Gryffindor: And we could have doors that only pretend to be doors.
Slytherin: This is senseless bravado, Godric.
Ravenclaw: Intriguing. Or maybe they only lead to the right places at certain times of the day.
Hufflepuff: Rowena, be sensible…
Gryffindor: Walls that pretend to be doors! Doors that yell at you for trying to open them! Dead ends! Secret passage ways!
Ravenclaw: We could make it a class project for students to locate and circumvent any potential obstacles in their way.
Gryffindor: A competition!
Ravenclaw: We could do the same with the rooms themselves, as well.
Gryffindor: *high fives Ravenclaw*
Slytherin and Hufflepuff: *face palm*
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