grade-A gangsta fresh!

“ At least someone is profiting from all this wasted food. ”

“They ain’t even eatin’ it?”

ʷᵉᵇᶜᵒᵐᶦᶜ ⁻ ᵗʷᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ ⁻ ˢᵗᵒʳᵉ

“ The bakers here must make good money. ”

Odin’s expression soured, but he didn’t yet ease down, holding for the moment. Despite the stranger, he realigned his gaze with the shot and loosed the arrow into the board. It lodged itself into the innermost red band– a near perfect bullseye.

“Ay yo G, you’s real good with that thing! You compete or somethin’?”

“Phoenix and Apollo, huh? I dunno, sounds pretty superhero-y to me. Actually, I’m pretty sure there’s a Phoenix on one of the X-Men teams. Long red hair, spits fire from her chest or something? Ring a bell? Pretty sure that would get you held in contempt of court or something if you tried it in a courtroom, but I kinda expected the same thing when a million fake Spider-Mans started jumping around the room when I was on trial.” Whoops. Maybe he shouldn’t have mentioned the part where he was in court. Because he’d been arrested. For murder, among other things. Falsely accused, but still! “Anyway, I wouldn’t count anyone out because they’re small. You should see li’l Spider-Man Junior running around - he’s like, half my size but just as good.” 

“No idea what yer talkin’ about, G, but it sounds pretty fun. I think I seen him, actually. Suit’s like, black an’ red?”

“But since the drink was mine, I wouldn’t mind offering you some money for the cleaning. That’s a pretty bad stain, after all.” And he felt some responsibility, even if he looked smug. “I’m afraid I don’t have too much money on me, you see.”

“....I guess I could let y’get away with it if y’forked up SOMETHIN’ t’help cover th’cost...how much you get anyway?”

     ; ⌁ ❝ I’m sure someone will but I certainly hope I don’t look that old. ❞

“Trick…!”

“...yo, you callin’ me a trick, dawg? I don’ appreciate that!”

“Seeing that other people are thirsty makes me feel less lonely. It’s like we have something in common. I’d share my milk with you, if I still had any..”