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"Yeah? What happened to that best pals nonsense. Were you playing me, Flint?”

"Listen, Volk. We're best pals and that's exactly why you're the biggest bastard I've ever had the fuckin' misfortune of meeting. It's 'cause we're the best of pals that I'm tellin' you this. Straight up. No jokes. No lies. Nothin'."

"Flint…it’s been so long and this is the first thing you say to me?"

"Yeah, it is. You got a problem, bastard?"

"Oh. Flint-kun. Oh."

"...oi, Volk, oi. You fuckin' bastard."

"My jokes are just as shitty as yours, so don’t get ahead of yourself. Fine, what do you want me to say? Jeez, Flint…I missed you so much. It was so lonely here without you…my heart felt so empty and now that you’re here…I feel it pumping again. I feel warm. Oh, Flint-kun. Oh." And everything said was in the most deadpan tone ever. Incredible. "No, no one’s managed to entertain me. It’s a shame. What about you?"

"Who the hell said I made shitty jokes? My jokes are fuckin' great. At least people laugh! All I hear are people fuckin' cryin' every time you open your damn mouth, Volk." No. Don't start this crap with him. Oh, god. Please. No. "----uh---" Incredible? "--look, Volk--I don't swing that way. You know that. Don't go cheatin' on Wallace like that, bro. I know I hate his guts or whatever but there's a thing called loyalty, y'know? You can't have us all, you fucking Casanova." Get the fuck out. "Doin' good! Been trainin' like always. Same thing but I never get tired of it unlike you."

" —- I was kidding. Probably. I’ve just always wanted to say that." He’s relaxed? How dare you do this to him. Call him an asshole and tell him to pull something out of his ass? fucking rude. "Absolutely nothing. You know how it gets here."

"...man, your jokes are shitty as ever, huh? That's all you got after how many months? It's been months, right?" That's just how Flint rolls. That's just how he shows his love. C'mon. Relax. You don't want no drama. "Yeah. Pretty damn boring unless you get a good challenger, huh? Guess that means no one showed up to entertain you, huh? Damn."

"How dare you bring that thug speech into my house." Really? Yo? The first time they’ve seen each other in a while when this asshole just walks into his gym? Ugh. "Hey."

"---aw, c'mon! You're my pal, aren't you? Never saw you  have a problem with it in the past. Pull that stick outta your ass, Volk. Relax, wouldya?" Your best buddy shows up after how long and this is how you treat him? You're the real asshole here. "What's up?"

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"VOLK PUT BACK UR EGG BEATER RN!!!!!!!!!" hes begging for this shit to happen like tput that fidkc back where it cam e aback

"…he’s still tainted…gross." Why is his friend such a loser? Why’s he gotta be so fucking sexual? Is it the hair? "…have fun, I guess. Should I go so you can be left alone."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever the hell you say, man. Not like I'm gonna be held responsible for taintin' your precious pokemon." Throws the book that he was reading at him. "It's not porn, by the way. Just a regular magazine. Got some nice models in it. Ever heard of Elesa? Sounds like your kinda girl, Volk. Just puttin' that out there."