your sugar daddy

One of Lee’s best looks

filler proposal: orochimaru makes sasuke buy groceries. this goes fine, which infuriates orochimaru as he watches from the shadows, because it turns out that sasuke is completely capable of being a normal polite human being and he's just a huge bitch to everyone at the hideout because he wants to be

No, no, I don’t resent him at all, honestly. Truly, I’m happy for kabuto, and I wish him nothing but happiness and success, wherever he is now. … The orphanage? Still…? … well, regardless, yes. As I say, nothing but success to him, I’m glad he found his bliss. Is there anything I’d like to tell him? Well… I suppose it would be that I’m proud of him. I don’t think he should feel bad about how long it’s been for him without so much as a cameo - clearly, he doesn’t need one, right? And he should feel proud of himself for actively eradicating himself so thoroughly and effectively from the narrative. The kabuto I know is and always has been a guy who has absolute confidence in himself, who knows who he is and where he’s going, and has never needed any kind of external, constant validation or what have you. So yeah. I’d say he’s doing just fine, and I’m thrilled for him. In fact, I smile just thinking about him, sitting there alone in the orphanage he grew up in… flourishing without me. Covered in sticky jam toddler handprints. Poor. Ageing