BLOOD IN THE WATER ; THE SHARKS WILL COME .
finding home without finding yourself / the true meaning of betrayal / lost at sea / all you were ever told was a lie ; except for when they called you a monster / cannibalism / loneliness / humans but no humanity .
Independent roleplaying / writing blog for Hoshigaki Kisame from Naruto, written by Toby.
( Mod is 30, 10+ years of roleplaying experience. Mutuals only, crossover and OC friendly, multi-para preferred, selective few-ship. Blog established January 2026. I'm slow at answering messages, but find me over on my main blog . )
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I have a need to keep my dash tidy, so if your blog doesn't have a tagging system, or you use your blog as a personal blog, I won't be following.
ABSOLUTELY NO AI. IF YOU USE AI IN ANY PART OF YOUR ROLEPLAYING, THIS INCLUDES AI GENERATED IMAGES/ICONS OF YOUR MUSE. PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW ME OR INTERACT.
If you want to break mutuals with me, feel free to soft/hard block if you want, I will never take it personally, it's all good!
Mod is 30. I will not be interacting with minors.
Open to interact in AUs, crossovers and with duplicates.
Open for plotting pre-established relationships of all kinds, except romantic ones.
Selective few-ship. I only ship chemistry.
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Please don't godmod, metamod or assume muse=mod.
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I'm pretty chill! Let's have fun writing together!
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[ Happy Tuesday! (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) Man oh man, I've been so busy (and also feeling under the weather with a cold I'm refusing to accept •ᴗ•) - I even lost my writing streak for the year... I had been writing something every day all year, but this weekend I accidentally forgot about it!! (≖⩊≖) How did that happen?? I was simply having too much fun hanging out with my family. (ᵕ—ᴗ—) ANYWAYS!! I'm feeling pretty good today, probably bc I went to the gym yesterday ahaha. Now it's cafe time for like 90 minutes ( I will try to write!! ), before I have a meeting with the bank to sign the final documents for our new house. OK now I need to lock in and get writing done!!!!! Hope you're all having a good week so far! ( ˶˘ ³˘)♡ ]
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[ Happy Monday guys! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- Let's kick off this week with a productive day! I had such a fun weekend. I played paintball for the first time and we also celebrated our national day. ♡ I slept sooo long today?? I love getting up early but today I just slept and slept and slept fjfjjf, so if I want to finish my to-do list, I gotta work hard and focus! Buuuut I really wanna go to the gym!! (* °ヮ° *) Wasn't going to go today bc I went yesterday but... •𐃷• Anyways, hope you're all doing good! ]
4.86 - Body Movement: You like to move, dance, wiggle, walk, and swim. You are likely good at sports, and you have good fine motor skills. You may enjoy taking things apart and putting them back together. Incorporating body movement into your learning will help you process and retain information better.
4.29 - Nature: You are sensitive to nature and environment. You probably know the names of rocks, flowers, birds, and trees. You love to be outdoors.
3.29 - Social: You like to develop ideas and learn from other people. You like to talk. You have good social skills. Effective techniques of enhancing your learning using your social intelligence include taking part in group discussions or discussing a topic one-to-one with another person.
Y'know, for someone who treats himself so otherly, you're damn well one of the most human guys I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Or knowing about rather. You've got more humanity and humility than your usual sword swinger, among other things.
A smile rose to Kisame's face upon receiving such a profound compliment. It was one of - if not the - nicest things anyone had ever said to him, and for a moment, he really was not sure how to even respond. There was no arguing against the fact that he did treat himself otherly. His way of looking at himself, and the point from which he viewed the world, was very much based on how he had been treated throughout his life. He hadn't just been treated like he was different, which would've been preferable, and probably something a lot of people would've been able to relate to. No. Kisame had been treated like he wasn't human. Because he wasn't.
❝ Thank you. ❞ He said, politely, but he did feel like this wasn't anywhere near enough for him to express his gratitude. Because of the way he had been treated, Kisame had gone out of his way to always be polite and humble. As if adopting human traits could somehow close the gap between himself and others. From what the stranger had just said to him, it almost looked like it might be working. That made Kisame very happy.
❝ If what you are saying is true, then should I start treating myself more humanly, maybe? ❞ He smiled as he spoke, knowing full well that he would be doing no such thing. ❝ I do appreciate your words. I will take them into consideration. ❞
[ Hello guys!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) oooops, I went MIA for a few days. I was super busy! Still got a lot of social events coming up, so need to charge my batteries by being online on here, write some stuff and tidy the house. (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) Slowly starting to pack some stuff as well, to get ready to move into our new house next month. Anyways, thank you very much for your well wishes and also for your patience! I really appreciate it! (˶>⩊<˶) ]
[ Yet another ooc post but --- We're winning so hard and I gotta tell you guys about it !!!!!!!!! Today my fiancé and I bought a house !!!! I literally cannot believe that we landed the most perfect house even with our low budget (ง ͠ಥ_ಥ)ง What kind of luck is this???? ( ≧ᗜ≦) We're getting the keys starting next month and I'm so so hyped!! Too excited to focus! ( °ヮ° ) The view, the garden, our future gaming room, the super cute kitchen... Huge win!! Manifesting this sort of luck for everyone! ]
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[ Thinking about Kisame's modern!au where he definitely, absolutely 5/5 lives on a boat!! He has two boats, one for living and one to run his business from. I'm not quite settled on his working boat yet, but It's probably going to be something like this. It needs to be big enough to host large parties because most of his money p much comes from taking bachelor parties out to see sharks...
But!!! The boat where he lives!! I kind of want to give him a sailboat (or rather, a catamaran) --- Wonder if it's too self indulgent bc sailing is one of my absolute fav hobbies and also i travelled for a year on a catamaran built by my dad. t-t and also Waterworld is one of my favorite movies! ( though that's a trimaran ). BUT YEAH I can have a little self indulgence right???? 8)))) So yeah, might be giving him a catamaran or a trimaran as his living arrangements. ]
*Gets curious and he decides to peer over what they're eating, but he grimaces at the petrified dried seahorse staring up at him. As if pleading to be saved despite it being dead.*
He'll just sit a bit further away from Kisame now. (Hello! 👋)
Even if it was just a glance, Kisame could ALWAYS tell when someone was eyeing his food. HIS FOOD. He didn't like sharing his meals. However, dried seahorses... Was not a "meal". It was just a little snack ( very tasty! ). He liked the crunch, even if crunch in general was not his favorite type of bite.
He looked over towards Kabuto, who was now wearing a grimace. Clearly, he didn't think Kisame's snack looked appetizing. Even more of a reason for him to offer some. Since the answer would be "no thanks", and he could keep eating the seahorses while feeling like he had been both polite and generous. A win-win.
❝ Would you like a taste? They have a lovely crunch. ❞ To demonstrate, he popped one in his mouth and crushed it between his teeth.
Can you taste spice? I know that birds can't taste spice.
❝ Ah, yes, and I do have many things in common with birds. ❞ He chuckled. He supposed it wasn't a completely unreasonable question. Birds were not mammals - neither were sharks. ❝ I can taste spice, yes. ❞ Was his answer, and he smiled before he continued - ❝ But when it comes to spicy food, it does not affect me the same way it would a human. Apparently, chilli is supposed to leave a burning sensation in the mouth? That does not happen to me. ❞ There was a scientific reason for this. Kisame - who was way too invested in shark facts -, knew about the theory behind it. He knew it would come off as him giving a lecture but... He couldn't help himself, so off he went -
❝ Humans and sharks have a difference in their TRPV1, which is a function of the body that regulates body temperature, and it also reacts to burning sensations. For humans and other mammals, this sense is triggered by capsaicin, which is a component found in chilli peppers. Sharks, however, they don't react to this component. This means there is no food that can be "too spicy" for me. ❞
He remembered fondly when he had first learnt that it was not normal to be able to eat the kind of spice that he could eat. Before he realised that he literally was not experiencing the same as others, he hadn't understood when someone complained about the food being "too spicy". Learning of the theory behind why his sense of taste was different had been an eye-opener.
[ Speaking of voices, a little "fun fact" about me is that I have a strong ability to change the "sound" of my inner monologue or my "reading voice". So I can literally read dialogue in different voices ( internally that is, I'm not a voice actor unfortunatelyyyy ). Not all voices are easy, but just how easily I can imagine Kisame's voice (Tomoyuki Dan) is one of the biiiig reasons why I love writing for Kisame! (ㅅ´ ˘ `) So yeah, his voice is just very important for my writing. ]
This is what Kisame sounds like to me. lol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UwKRFANEnL4
[ WELP which one of them? xD There were several people in this clip. I'm not quite sure why any of them would remind you of Kisame ( but I haven't watched the dub, so maybe that's why? ). I am very thankful to only hear Tomoyuki Dan's voice when I think of what Kisame sounds like. He has (or rather, had, rest in peace) such a calm, deep voice. ]
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