ooh, gift baskets!

i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

everyone who reblogs this post saying they hate mushrooms youre ugly youre disgusting im gonna kill you give me $200

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

Girl who fucks the cannoli guy for cannolis

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

on google typing every fruit ever

Kirby when he discovers the internet

hate it when a new marvel movie comes out and people are like “i know you aren’t into marvel but i promise this movie is different” they’re all the same

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war