Xenoblade Chronicles X on Switch

Ricken: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that. Vaike: You’ve been? Ricken: Once, in Monopoly.

Inigo: (To Gerome) How insecure do you think I am? Seriously, how insecure do you think I am! I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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Gangrel: Eunuch, front and center. Help me out, what else did you used to do around here for fun? Eunuch: Well, we used to have balls. Gangrel: Aversa! Did you hear what the eunuch says? You can’t write this stuff!

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Chrom: You must be the King Validar I’ve heard so much about. Validar: Oh! Prince Chrom, I presume. Chrom: You know, when you presume, you make a pres out of you and me. Validar: Sorry, what… what does that mean? Chrom: Not sure.

Frederick: Over the last months, I’ve watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you’re going to transform into a warrior. Inigo: You said boob.

Tiki: (To Robin and Chrom) Grima can only be killed by a true servant of Naga. Chrom: A servant of Naga, you mean like— Tiki: Not you. Or me. Robin, of course is an abomination.

Tiki: Do you know what the difference between a million and a billion is? Nowi: Well, M is 13, and B is 2, so M minus B is…11? Miriel: What?

Suzuhara Lulu by 大串有朋

sam raimi was so smart for recognizing that bruce campbell is not a badass manly man but rather a buster keaton or perhaps a stooge

oh no girlies

Commission sketch page for LowenArchive, with Lowen and Rebecca (and Wolt!) in the festive spirit 🦌💕

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It was all him, but he was cool doing it.

The Louvre was robbed earlier this morning, with jewels stolen from the Napoleon Collection shortly after museum opening. The thieves made their escape on electric scooters.

WHY DOES MY FAMILY NOT WANT ME TO BECOME A THIEF :((((