take me to mars.

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

Wish I was floating in a big glass tank full of neon green fluid while a bunch of guys in lab coats monitored my brain activity

you are, king. you just don't know it yet.

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

They get more incomprehensible each time lmao

mood: i’ll wait in the car

if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.