KirbywithaGun

Looks like a fantasy RPG character

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

I have no idea what this is about and I'm genuinely afraid of knowing

I'm not even that big of an MLP fan but I had to reblog this because it's too funny

Given that the angel hares have access to the Internet I wouldn't be surprised if they met at some point

Ba-dum tsss