Whale Weens

Your Honour its out of character but also consider the yearning

Regency AU Dinopants

Spoiler:

Diego posting now that I finally have pics of my cosplay!

A silly alt version under the cut

My dad very much loved and cared for his friend but the friend had nobody but my dad and so he would spend all day long calling our home asking if my dad was home or available to talk. My dad told us kids to either lie about where he was or to not pick up the phone in the first place. This wasn’t because he didn’t ever want to talk to this friend but because this friend only had him as an option and it was just too much for my dad.

Eventually the friend stopped calling because my dad gave him the wrong phone number on purpose.

I refuse to be that friend.