MEMORIA

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‘ our hero tries to assassinate the princess. ’

‘ curses. foiled again. ‘

‘ move a little to the left and this attack won’t hit you. ’

‘ what’s a guy gotta do to murder a princess around here? ’

‘ fuck. he’s meeting all my standards. ’

‘ yo, whaddup bitch. i saved your ass. ’

‘ i have high standards. ’

‘ i won’t try to kill you like this jackass. ’

‘ fucking what?

‘ you. i want to fight you for no particular reason. ’

‘ no. we’re really not. ’ 

‘ fly me the fuck outta here. ’

‘ and the moral of the story is: always listen to me. i’m the only one with a brain. ’

‘ we came to laugh at you. ’

‘ they were actually stupid enough to fall for that shit? ’

‘ he got his pathetic little ass kicked. ’

‘ as the guy with the only working brain… ’

‘ the rest of us are pretty fucking stupid. ’

‘ holy shit, i heard screaming! what happened! ’

‘ no! his rippling biceps! ’

‘ bye-bye, bitches! ’

‘ no. don’t murder the guy who tried to kill me. ’

‘ a wise choice! ’

‘ nothing much. just a few cobras. ’

‘ fuck you lucky charms! ’

‘ no, you’re just a jackass. ’

‘ meanwhile, at the death trap! ’

‘ what could possibly go wrong? ’

‘ who the fuck asked you? ’

‘ i’m trusting him just to spite you. ’

‘ ‘kay. bye i guess. ’

‘ plot twist! he was a spy all along! ’

‘ am i wrong? ’

‘ goddamnit, now we’re going to still have to put up with this jackass. ’

‘ my god. now who could’ve seen that coming? ’

‘ i had this brother but he was about to get his ass beaten. ’

‘ watch me carefully so that it’ll never happen again. unless i want it to. ’

❛ I understand people who drink too much. I understand people who put a little note on the parking meter that says it’s broken when it’s not. I don’t understand people who worship demons. ❜

❛ So glad to know we’re not the sad people obsessed with demons. ❜

❛ I don’t think. I know. Okay? ❜

❛ Well, you know what they say: life’s full of surprises. ❜

❛ You know you’re not supposed to be here, right? ❜

❛ Don’t you come at me through [name] ever again. You play that card a second time, and I’ll kill you. ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you sneak up on us. Must be those tastefully expensive Gucci loafers. Totally our fault. ❜

❛ Although, I thought I might shoot you in the throat instead. ❜

❛ If you don’t mind, I’d prefer a clean kill. The last time I was merely wounded. It took months to heal. ❜ 

❛ It’s like something out of Fitzgerald, - the man who can have everything but love. ❜

❛ Love is, well in a way it’s everything, but it’s also heartache and disappointment; and those are good things to avoid. ❜

❛ Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood! ❜

❛ Voila! That’s French for ‘I think we stopped the bleeding’. ❜

❛ It turns out massacres are a lot like sitting through Godfather Three, once is enough. ❜

❛ But you can’t save me this time, can you? ❜

❛ I belong here. ❜

❛ Between you and me, I’m almost a little jealous. ❜

❛ Actually, I’m feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. ❜

❛ No woman should ever have to go through that, and no woman strong enough to wear the mantle of ‘vicious bitch’ would ever put up with it. ❜

❛ I don’t know what kind of man I am anymore. ❜

❛ Hello, lover. Long time no see. ❜

❛ Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! ❜

❛ If this evil thing comes, we’ll fight it and we’ll keep fighting it until we whup it. ❜

❛ We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces. ❜

❛ I hate it when you say that word, 'actually’. 'Actually’ means that your over sized, ginormous brain thought of something that the rest of us failed to consider. Right? ❜

❛ I want your word that when the time comes, you will show them no mercy. ❜

❛ I promise I won’t throw anyone out of the car. Not while it’s moving. ❜

❛ Look, if I’d have known you were torturing him, I wouldn’t have interrupted. Please, continue. ❜

❛ This world, this horrible world. Why would anyone want to bring a baby into it? ❜

❛ I won’t be able to love it. I won’t even be able to remember that I loved it. And I want to remember. ❜

❛ We did so many terrible things together. So much destruction, so much pain. We can’t make up for any of it. You know that, don’t you? ❜

❛ This child, it’s the one good thing we ever did together. ❜

❛ You’ll find your references to modern popular culture will tend to be lost on me. ❜

❛ So you’re just gonna leave? Run away? ❜

❛ No one is going to put their hands on this child. I promised his mother. ❜

❛ You really didn’t hear anything I said to you earlier, did you? ❜

 ❛ Right. Well, as much as I love this forced death march down memory lane… ❜ 

❛ I’m more afraid of her dying than she is. What is that? ❜

❛ I respect what you’re trying to do. It’s noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe “Gladiator” crap. ❜

❛ Jumping Judas on a uni-cycle! What happened? ❜

❛ There’s got to be some fun in our lives. ❜

❛ You know, I was cool before I met y'all. ❜

 ❛ I will never trust you again. The trust is gone. ❜ 

 ❛ Hey! Do you take bribes? ❜ 

❛ That’s it? No 'wow, how did he do that?’ No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded. ❜

❛ Sorry to interrupt your staring. You looked really into it. ❜

❛ This isn’t war. It’s revenge. ❜

❛ What’s wrong with revenge? It’s all some of us have left. ❜

❛ Love can be a terrible thing. ❜

 ❛ You look like hell. And not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but the hard core one. You know, Nixon and Britney Spears. ❜ 

❛ Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don’t remember swearing. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in what you think! ❜

❛ You better get your damn hands off me! ❜

❛ Come any closer and I’ll snap his neck. ❜

❛ We don’t have the resources to conjure up that much dark power. ❜

❛ Don’t get me wrong. I like trouble, but I don’t like chaos. ❜

❛ Son of a bitch, you’re gonna pay for what you did! ❜

❛ You think I’d forgive you? Never! ❜

 ❛ It was all for nothing. ❜ 

❛ You can run away and avoid talking about this but you know as well as I do, stuff we do in the past usually comes back to bite us in our respective assi. ❜

❛ Tell me we don’t live in a soap opera. ❜

❛ Isn’t your neck stiff? You’ve been standing exactly like that all day. ❜

❛ I’m not going to let you walk out that door and get into more trouble. Hear me? ❜

❛ You’re not alone. You know that, right? ❜

❛ Okay, so he survived an unspeakable hell dimension. Who hasn’t? ❜

❛ Hate is not enough. I found that love is far more powerful. ❜

❛ Sometimes nothing is the best something. If a thing’s meant to be, sometimes it’s best to just let it happen. ❜

❛ You feel remorse, yet you can’t express it. ❜

❛ You want me to say I’m sorry? How can I? It wouldn’t mean a thing. ❜

❛ I know it doesn’t feel like it yet, but this could be home for you. ❜

❛ I’m scared, but I know it’s right. I know somehow it’s all gonna be alright. ❜

❛ Someday you’ll learn the truth, and you’ll hate yourself. ❜

❛ It’s not your fault. I don’t blame you. ❜