archie!! kins!!

tired of bumping into each other in the coffee shop? try these:

muse a tries to stand up for muse b in a bar but unfortunately cannot fight for shit. 

muse a is having plumbing troubles in their new house and muse b says they can fix it: except they can’t, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. (bonus if muse a has to spend the night at muse b’s place because of it)

muse a works somewhere that’s open late and muse b comes in to take shelter from the storm. 

muse a is assigned to be muse b’s partner in an undercover assignment. 

muse a needs money and signs up to be in muse b’s clinical trials. (bonus if some kind of accident gives muse a superpowers and unwittingly makes muse b their accomplice in their goals)

muse b is a siren and muse a is one of the few people immune to their song, so after drowning the rest of the crew the two are stuck together. 

muse b accidentally creates muse a, the world’s very first AI. (Can work with or without a body for muse a, or muse b can struggle to build a body for muse a)

muse a and muse b as Olympic athletes forced to do PR together, photo shoots, interviews, cheese montages. 

muse b is an anent for a time travel protection agency and has been assigned to protect muse a after they have been targeted by another time traveler. 

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

domestic plots/falling in love/having children/getting married

“i came home for my best friends wedding and whoa when did her brother get so hot” 

we used to date before you got famous but now you’re dating models and celebrities but you’re home on holiday visiting your family and why are you on my doorstep at midnight? are you drunk? 

mumus with lots of characters (town, apartment complex, boarding school, gangs/heist groups)

meeting someone on vacation, both our families brought us along but we’re both really bored so we might as well just fck around

big bad mob leader and innocent girlfriend who never sees his bad side

campus jock and his tutor

you’re my sibling’s new spouse but damn when you kiss me it feels like i’m on fire

hi when i saw you at that bachelor/bachelorettes party i didn’t realize it was thrown for you or maybe i did and we slept together and oh shit you’re getting married in literally two days

my twin is dating you and i might have tricked you into thinking she was me just to get some but now i find out that you knew the whole time

why is this couple vigorously making out in front of us — oh shit did you just throw popcorn at them? and now i’m laughing so i look like the asshole that did it

you were the person my ex cheated on me with so i dumped a drink on you but turns out you didn’t know about me either and i came to apologize

walked in on my roommate and you screwing except i know you from class and i freaked out a little

i was hustling you in pool for money but you were hustling me for free drinks so who’s the real winner here?

i was swerving on the road but i’m not drunk it’s because i thought i saw a squirrel and you’re the cop that pulled me over except damn you’re hot, and you’re making eyes at me too

how to lose a guy in ten days: the bet, the article, both think they’re duping the other

before sunrise: strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date

pretty woman: prostitute with a wealthy person– who doesn’t love cinderella?

you’ve got mail: PEN PALS ( you can add in the real life hate for angst )

notting hill: basically people with completely different lifestyles fight for love

groundhog day: ~you must relive the same day until ur good~

what happens in vegas: VEGAS WEDDING!!!! miserable aftermath

uptown girls: nanny falls in love with cynical musican

whats your number: obsessed with having a low sex count, they find their exes

maid in manhattan: MAID&SENATOR (he doesn’t have to be a gross republican tho)

my best friend’s wedding: friend breaks marriage pact and u realize u love them

forgetting sarah marshall: u & ur ex are at the same hotel

bridget jones diary: modern pride and prejudice

sweet home alabama: country gone couture realizes they still love their ex

a lot like love: we’ve met up every few years & i want to tell you i love you each time

10 things i hate about you: BETS!!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! DYNAMIC PEOPLE!!!!

the proposal: who doesn’t love the fake affair stuff???

the wedding planner: we had a thing once and now i’m helping u with ur wedding

when harry met sally: can men and women be platonic friends?????

500 days of summer: ‘i don’t want a relationship….’ but we do couple things

jersey girl: your the girl i met after my wife died!!!

along came polly: my partner cheated our honeymoon and you helped me forget it

the wedding date: i’m single & sad so i’m bringing a prostitute to my sister’s wedding

the wedding singer: i’m heartbroken and sad and singing at your wedding

sleepless in seattle: i heard you on a radio talk show and i’m OBSESSED

moonstruck: desperate widow falls in love with her slapdash fiance’s brother