your dad owes me a shit ton of money so i kidnap you (his kid) as leverage to make sure i get what i want but hey⦠now i kinda want you instead ??

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your dad owes me a shit ton of money so i kidnap you (his kid) as leverage to make sure i get what i want but hey⦠now i kinda want you instead ??

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better ways to meet
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tired of bumping into each other in the coffee shop? try these:
muse a tries to stand up for muse b in a bar but unfortunately cannot fight for shit.Ā
muse a is having plumbing troubles in their new house and muse b says they can fix it: except they canāt, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. (bonus if muse a has to spend the night at muse bās place because of it)
muse a works somewhere thatās open late and muse b comes in to take shelter from the storm.Ā
muse a is assigned to be muse bās partner in an undercover assignment.Ā
muse a needs money and signs up to be in muse bās clinical trials. (bonus if some kind of accident gives muse a superpowers and unwittingly makes muse b their accomplice in their goals)
muse b is a siren and muse a is one of the few people immune to their song, so after drowning the rest of the crew the two are stuck together.Ā
muse b accidentally creates muse a, the worldās very first AI. (Can work with or without a body for muse a, or muse b can struggle to build a body for muse a)
muse a and muse b as Olympic athletes forced to do PR together, photo shoots, interviews, cheese montages.Ā
muse b is an anent for a time travel protection agency and has been assigned to protect muse a after they have been targeted by another time traveler.Ā
muse b is in love with muse a, but muse doesnāt love them back. At some point the two have a one night stand and makes matters more complex (via rachel).
like this or msg me if u would b down to 1x1 on kik??
hereās a list of some plots that i really really want. iāve credited the original posts where iāve gotten most of these from!
age gap aus: (cr.)
You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes youāll invite me in.
Iām a new Intern and my bossās spouse is super foxy.
Youāre an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.
Iām in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.
Youāre my parentās boss and I accepted your advances because I didnāt want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and youāre sorta cool.
We met online, hooked up and it turns out youāre my best friendās aunt/uncle.
secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)
Iām your bossās child.
Youāre a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?
Weāre coworkers and usually that wouldnāt be a problem but Iām your boss, so stop looking at me like that.
Youāre my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldnāt hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?
We hooked up after the office party even though thereās a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldnāt keep doing this but it was really fun.
soulmate aus:Ā (cr.) / (cr.)
All of your dreams are your soulmateās most significant memories from that given day.
Your soulmateās hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.
You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so youāll know them when you meet them.
apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.)Ā / (cr.)
Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it wonāt let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I havenāt seen you smile in forever please let me in, Iāve been knocking for ten minutes.
I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me Ā so sheād go away and Iām kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.
I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.
The walls are really thin and i can hear everything youāre saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.
One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim thereās always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.
famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.)Ā / (cr.)
Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and itās all good and no one really knows itās him and heās getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, whoās so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon theyāre texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and theyāve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that sheās being catfished so she asksĀ muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, itās her fucking idol.
Weāre bandmates and weāre both straight as fuck but weāre currently on tour and itās been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? Itās better than nothing, right? ā But oh shit weāve been at it for two months and the sex doesnāt really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because arenāt we supposed to be straight?
Iām a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but youāre so goddamn clueless, please just notice me Iām so desperate for you itās kind of sad.

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plots i currently need in my life
domestic plots/falling in love/having children/getting married
āi came home for my best friends wedding and whoa when did her brother get so hotāĀ
we used to date before you got famous but now youāre dating models and celebrities but youāre home on holiday visiting your family and why are you on my doorstep at midnight? are you drunk?Ā
mumus with lots of characters (town, apartment complex, boarding school, gangs/heist groups)
meeting someone on vacation, both our families brought us along but weāre both really bored so we might as well just fck around
big bad mob leader and innocent girlfriend who never sees his bad side
campus jock and his tutor
sugar baby/sugar daddy (eiza gonzalez/jon hamm)
Under the cut are some fcs that I would love to play and play against!! Hml for literally any plots btw iām desperate. Also these are just to name a few!!
MALES
Kj Apa
Zayn MalikĀ
Cole Sprouse
Tyler PoseyĀ
Austin ButlerĀ
Stephen AmellĀ
Grant GustinĀ
Paul WesleyĀ
Dylan OābrienĀ
Chris EvansĀ
Justin Bieber
FEMALES
Lili ReinhartĀ
Emily VancampĀ
Gal GaldotĀ
Selena Gomez
Ariana Grande
Margot RobbieĀ
Lily CollinsĀ
Blake LivelyĀ
Maia MitchellĀ
Zendaya
idk if im the only one but i miss jelena so bad :(( i will give my endless love if someone gives me any plot w that ship
Dua Lipa for Paper Magazine
a ship where muse a is big, rough and hot-headed but when it comes to muse b, they would die for them ā they make muse a all blushy and happy
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ok but rich girlās parents are out of town and instead of throwing a party she orders a pizza and gets ready to spend the night alone stuffing her face⦠while sheās waiting for her food to arrive, weird news reports start popping up about people eating people/crazy attacks in her city. the pizza guy shows up and rings her doorbell furiously begging for her to let him in because a walker is after him. they end up staying together partly because heās terrified to go back out there and partly because she doesnāt want to be alone. they end up sticking together and bonding in the big mansion as the world falls apart around them, but then theyāre forced to go out on the road and protect themselves/one another because theyāve started to really care about one another and !!!!!Ā
okay but im really in the mood for āweāre both shitty peopleā plots like consider
youāre my siblingās new spouse but damn when you kiss me it feels like iām on fire
hi when i saw you at that bachelor/bachelorettes party i didnāt realize it was thrown for you or maybe i did and we slept together and oh shit youāre getting married in literally two days
my twin is dating you and i might have tricked you into thinking she was me just to get some but now i find out that you knew the whole time
why is this couple vigorously making out in front of us ā oh shit did you just throw popcorn at them? and now iām laughing so i look like the asshole that did it
you were the person my ex cheated on me with so i dumped a drink on you but turns out you didnāt know about me either and i came to apologize
walked in on my roommate and you screwing except i know you from class and i freaked out a little
i was hustling you in pool for money but you were hustling me for free drinks so whoās the real winner here?
i was swerving on the road but iām not drunk itās because i thought i saw a squirrel and youāre the cop that pulled me over except damn youāre hot, and youāre making eyes at me too
someone give me one or all of these, we good? we good.
ok but i need a plot where thereās these two idiots who are roommates, and they bicker and act like a married couple constantly, and can hang out like bros but theyāre completely platonic, no weāre not in love thatāsĀ preposterous!!Ā and itās so evident that theyāre into each other like whenever one goes out on a date, the other is all bitter likeĀ āno iām definitely not jealousā. and they like leave bars together at some stupidly early hour and their friends tease them and they just go home and get drunk together instead. and like domestic washing the dishes and fighting over who does what and flinging soap at each other. and then one day it kind of just clicks, you know, like wow youāre my best friend but i think i might love you as more this is so difficult and just, give this to me now.
are you 18+?
Yes!! I am 18

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umm someone give me more m/m & f/f and mumu plots before i expLODE if you have any muses u want to use or plots that u wanna do then hmu !!!!
plots i need because iām obsessed with romcoms
how to lose a guy in ten days: the bet, the article, both think theyāre duping the other
before sunrise: strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date
pretty woman: prostitute with a wealthy personā who doesnāt love cinderella?
youāve got mail: PEN PALS ( you can add in the real life hate for angst )
notting hill: basically people with completely different lifestyles fight for love
groundhog day: ~you must relive the same day until ur good~
what happens in vegas: VEGAS WEDDING!!!! miserable aftermath
uptown girls: nanny falls in love with cynical musican
whats your number: obsessed with having a low sex count, they find their exes
maid in manhattan: MAID&SENATOR (he doesnāt have to be a gross republican tho)
my best friendās wedding: friend breaks marriage pact and u realize u love them
forgetting sarah marshall: u & ur ex are at the same hotel
bridget jones diary: modern pride and prejudice
sweet home alabama: country gone couture realizes they still love their ex
a lot like love: weāve met up every few years & i want to tell you i love you each time
10 things i hate about you: BETS!!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! DYNAMIC PEOPLE!!!!
the proposal: who doesnāt love the fake affair stuff???
the wedding planner: we had a thing once and now iām helping u with ur wedding
when harry met sally: can men and women be platonic friends?????
500 days of summer:Ā āi donāt want a relationshipā¦.ā but we do couple things
jersey girl: your the girl i met after my wife died!!!
along came polly: my partner cheated our honeymoon and you helped me forget it
the wedding date: iām single & sad so iām bringing a prostitute to my sisterās wedding
the wedding singer: iām heartbroken and sad and singing at your wedding
sleepless in seattle: i heard you on a radio talk show and iām OBSESSED
moonstruck: desperate widow falls in love with her slapdash fianceās brother
no strings attached: besties hookup with no emotions hahahhaha ya right bud