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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

sometimes i kill myself but im fine in the morning

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline