very kinky guy

My distant uncle said something strange to me about a significant change in life a few weeks ago. I never really forgot it as I was finishing up my long gym session. I went to take a picture, and that was where it all changed.

Fucking hell lad I'm finally you! Your youthful body all mine to enjoy now! I feel fucking amazing after this long work out you did! Let's send a photo so everyone can see how fucking gorgeous I am now!

I sure do enjoy being young and horny again. The package ain't bad bro. I deserved this life as I know all the business and sports information to become a handsome business owner soon once I've been to University.

Sam Oldham Ice Bucket Challenge

This weekend I reached over 3000 followers, which is absolutely brilliant! I’m completely amazed at how quickly this blog has grown since my first post just over a year ago.

The best way I could think of to say thank you was to make gifs for you all of Mr Oldham in his underpants, his very moist underpants…

It’s a shame Sam’s unique and arousing version of this challenge never caught on 😋

“You don’t have to whisper, dude, everyone should be at practice. Just look for his backpack!”

“No shit, Sherlock, that’s exactly what I’m doing. I think I’m getting closer, I mean the more I check the higher th— Aha!”

“Finally! He got something in there you can use?”

“Hmmm…. How ‘bout this?”

“Awww siiiiicckk! I don’t think jock straps are supposed to be that off-white. And you’re supposed to smell that? What d’you— Oh, wow, getting naked already, huh?”

“C’mon, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.”

“True. I still don’t get it though, inhale enough of a dude’s musk and you’ll, what, morph into them?”

“Are we still talking or do you wanna see this?”

“Fine! Fine, I’ll shut up. Get on with it.”

“As you wish! *Sniiiiiiiiffff* NNGGUUGGHH, fuck this is rank!”

“Talk me through it, bro.”

“Smells fuckin’ ripe, bro. Smells pretty fuckin’ good, bro.”

“Shut up! Keep going.”

“Sir, yes sir. *Sniiiiiiiff*.. Aahhh… This thing is like a pillowcase… he’s got a lot of jock to fill out. *Sniff* Sure, Chuck is a big fuckin’ dude, but I wonder if—OOooOOOOoooohhh my god.”

“Is it happening?!”

“Oh, oooooohh yeah, it’s happening!”

“I can tell! You’re grinning ear to ear, man!”

“I wish you could feel what I’m feeling man, it’s… *Sniiiiffffff* Rrrnnngoooohhh fuck yeah…”

“Talk me through it!”

“Feels—feels like everything—everything inside me—like my organs and shit is like—like puuuulllssssssssingggg.”

“F-F-FFFFFUCK, man, you’re swelling!”

“Hell yeah I am dude, *SNIIIIIIIIFFF*, hahahaaaa..”

“Bro, your face! It’s like.. twisting or shifting or something! Can you feel it?”

“Fuck yeah, man, feels good. Feels sexy. Do I look like him? Am I Mr. Superman Chuck?”

“Pretty much! Fuck, he’s such a babe.”

“Ooooh, got a thing for Chuck, have we?”

“Who doesn’t?! He’s got the full package. And seriously, dude, I’m gonna blow my load if you keep giving me those ‘fuck me’ eyes.”

“Can’t help it! Hahahahaaa, *SNNIIIIIIIIFFFF* GGUUGH FUCK… Hey dude, watch this… MMMPPPFFFffff…”

“CHRIST, I could hear it! You must be 6 foot 6 now! Does it hurt when your bones crack like that?! Sounded brutal.”

“Feels fuckin’ insane, man, I feel like I’m a tower, I love it. But what good is tons of height without *sniff*—hhrrngg—without any *sniiiiiiff*—gaaahhh—any *SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF*—FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKK—MUSCLE MASS?!”

“What. The fuck…”

“Yeah, dude, you like that? Huh? You like big? You ain’t even *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*… seen big yet—GGRRRRUUUNNNNGGHHH.”

“O-oh… Oh, my god. Dude, your fucking voice.”

“Arrgh—*sniiiiff*—ooaaarhh FUCK yeah—*sniff*—I’m a fuckin’ BEAST, man..”

“Not to be too direct, but if I were there I’d be on my knees sucking you dry right now. Shiiiiiiiit, man.”

“Fuck yeah, man. OOOoohh, my arms! Look at my fucking arms! RRRNNGG look at that flex! It’s no wonder Chuck is constantly checking himself out!”

“Yeah man, your arms are ridiculous, but dude.. your fucking CHEST though!”

“Oh? You like?”

“I-I really, really do.”

“That so? What about these… mmppfff… perky little nipples, huh? Wanna suck ‘em? Wanna tickle them? Wanna squeeeeeze ‘em?”

“Fuck yeah, man, play with your tits, I bet they’re so sensitive right now.”

“So sensitive, bro. Ugh, I can imagine you sucking these like a greedy babe. Look how fuckin’ huge these are! I’ve fucked sorority chicks with smaller tits! Look, I can barely cup them in my hands! You like how they jiggle? Hahahaaa! Awww feels fuckin’ good to squeeze them.”

“Aawww fuck, man, you don’t know what you’re doing to me..”

“I don’t? Well then, talk. me. through. it, dude.”

“Fuuuucking hell, look at how much they jiggle when you bounce them. Urgh, this is..”

“Too good to be true? Check it out, pop pop pop pop pop pop pop popopopopopopopop! Hahahahaaaaa look at my boys dance!”

“Ooouugghh, dude, seriously, I know you’re joking but if you don’t…”

“What’sa matter, babe?—Aaahh—talk me through it! Mmmmffff…”

“Dude, stop I’m gonna…”

“Yeah?! Ugh, look at these tits!”

“BRO, I’m… Gonna…!”

“You gonna suck on daddy’s tiddies, babe?!”

“MMFFFFFFFFUUUUUuuuuuuuccckk!!”

“Oh! Oh, wow…”

“HOHSHIT, HOHSHIT, ffffffuuuuucck mmmfff…”

“Wow. Sorry man!”

“Uuugghh, *pants* naaah, it’s my bad, dude. You just made me lose control.”

“Clearly! I can’t even see you anymore, hahaha!”

“Yeah, no shit asshole, you just made me cum all over my screen.”

“Oooh, yeesh. Sorry, kinda got… lost in the moment.”

“Were the multiple warnings that I was about to bust a nut not enough?”

“Guess not… I don’t know, I guess I wanted to see if I could take you there… without even touching you.”

“Mission successful!”

“I think it’s Chuck! He’s such an alpha, I guess it’s rubbing off on me. All I can focus on is getting you off…”

“Again, mission successful!”

“Still kinda do though… Anyways, like I said, lost in the moment!”

“Still lost, too, by the look of it. Stop bouncing those pecs!”

“Can’t help it! Anyways, I gotta get out of here, but I’m definitely taking this with me.”

“The jock? Um, hell yeah you are! Just wear it over to my place later… Fuck, man, we need to do this every night.”

“Greedy! But dude, dead serious, I’m dicking you down good tonight, all I can think ab—… Huh.”

“What, what’s up?”

“Remember how I said the jock seems more like a pillowcase?”

“Yeah?”

“Fits like a glove.”

“Duuuuuude. You gotta come over pronto.”

“I intend to! Gonna be awkward though, there’s no way any of my shorts are gonna fit around this butt. Oh well… Looks like I’m bare-assing it over to your place!”

“Hahaha, enjoy the stares.”

“I will! Enjoy the idea of me walking 3/4 naked across campus to you, my fat dick as hard as a rock, my nuts sloshing side to side heavy with spunk, people watching my big ass strut, me flexing a little here and there to give them a show, my mind racing with thoughts of raw dogging you so hard..”

“Fuuuckk…”

“And I’ll enjoy the idea of your thick tongue licking and sucking and fucking my hole, pressing my big hairy ass against your face, sucking your balls while you cum on my face, feeling the spongy head of my cock slide down between the walls of your throat, stretching your guts out as I enter you, pumping you so fucking full of my seed that you—..”

“Dudedudedudedudedude… You’re gonna make me blow again.”

“*Pants* Whew, got myself going a little there, too!”

“Well… stay hard and get your fine ass over here stud.”

“10-4. Be ready at the door. I want you to greet me hole-first, understand?”

“Of course, daddy.”