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shane is going to cum in his pants the first time he hears captain rozanov give a locker room pep talk

one thing that has been made incredibly obvious by heated rivalry is the influence skam has had on modern mlm media. trickle down evaknomics one might say.

yeah the reason ilya’s depression gets worse in ottawa is not because he hates ottawa and hates the centaurs. like don’t get me wrong it doesn’t help that he’s suddenly in a new place and on a shit team. but that’s not the problem. the problem is that he’s spent almost a decade playing the game of ‘well if i had what i wanted then i’d be fixed’ and then he got what he wanted - his dad is gone and he doesn’t have to go back to russia or have contact with his horrible brother and shane loves him and he loves shane and they’re going to be together now - and unfortunately it didn’t fix a damn thing

exactly this!! trauma just doesn’t go away, it lives in our bodies and ilya was finally in safe place in life to finally let himself feel everything he has been avoiding

Imagine Shane doing the peloton commercial and Ilya messages him as soon as he sees it and is like “make them take this down. now. right now” and Shane’s like “why???? what’s wrong with it” and Ilya is like “too sexy. you will make entire population of canada explode from lust. is that what you want?? scott hunter has already died they just announced. heart attack. rip ⚰️ he will not be missed but still. is sad”

this is my first reblog since 2024. i couldn’t have said it better myself.

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on purpose!!! love people on purpose!!! find someone wonderful and love them and tell them it wasn’t an accident, you had a choice, you saw who they were and realized how lovely it would be to love them, and it is!!! i made a good decision! i love you on purpose!!!

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)