YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

@kingofmadness-billcipher

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Tired of your SAD BORING life? Done being a pathetic waste of space? Desire fame, fortune, power, or knowledge? One little handshake can change your life! You're not getting any younger slick! You sit around slowly dying along with all your hopes and dreams. Aren't you sick of waiting yet? Don't you want to be remembered as someone? Invite some excitment into your life! Let me into your mind

"BUT BILL" You ask "How do I contact you so you can grace me with your presence?" GLAD YOU ASKED! I'm not picky!!

Copy Fordsy's method! Eassy peasy! Just a little satanic circle and a bit of chanting! (DON'T CHEAP OUT ON THE CANDLES! MY FAVORITE SCENT IS LAVENDER)

Dial 333 on the Fun Phone

A spirit board

Burning a letter. It has to be written in blood!

I can also be reached by an ordinary pay phone if you simply dial the entierty of pi. It's not that hard to remeber! the final digit is 2!

A summoning circle! Get about 10 people stand in a circle and chant "BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!" as LOUD AS YOU CAN! Works best in historical places with lots of structure and rules!

Visit your mom!

Join me now and be apart of the best party in the multiverse when the time comes!

Out of character below the cut

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ok good cause I just.did that

also

opinions on yaoi

yaoi is good great even

#gravity falls rp blog #bill cipher #sticky notes

BILL

opinions on crashing out and causing an apocalypse?

yes yes yes do that

#gravity falls rp blog #bill cipher #sticky notes

kingofmadness-billcipher

LOOK AT HIM SHOWING HIS TRUE COLORS!!! HE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M AN ORPHAN

@dipper-m-pines

cancel dipper pines

yes

WHY WOULD YOU NOT CLICK YES

I also hate orphans

Voting ended onJan 1

cancel bill cipher

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 2

reasons: weirdmageddon, torture, possession, generally being an isosceles jerk, transphobia

kingofmadness-billcipher

Ciphertologists you have to kill this guy before he cancels me

Too late

melvyn-jj-askblog

"Dipper, how dare you?! You hate orphans?! That's rude. I used to be an orphan!"

You're gonna believe Bill?

"Oh, wait, it was fake? Oh. Okay. Thanks, man."

You couldn't tell???

melvyn-jj-askblog

"Sorry..."

It's fine, but, uh... it's red scribbles over a screenshot that clearly says something else. I think you need to work on your observation skills.

melvyn-jj-askblog

"What red scribbles? Those are orange."

What?? That's definitely red.

melvyn-jj-askblog

"NO DUDE. IT'S ORANGE. ARE YOU COLOR BLIND?!"

Are YOU color blind? That's red!

that's as red as you can get!

melvyn-jj-askblog

"...that's pink."

It's definitely not orange

melvyn-jj-askblog

"ITS PINK."

WHAT IS THIS HILL YOU'RE DYING ON??? Does it matter??

"Yes. Very MUCH. Its pink. Period."

periods r red 🤔🤔

kingofmadness-billcipher

Yeah I was on my period

I feel bad now :(

kingofmadness-billcipher

GOOD YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR ME!!! GIVE ME YOUR SOUL AS COMPENSATION

#bill cipher #yapping #gravity falls #gravity falls rp blog

kingofmadness-billcipher

LOOK AT HIM SHOWING HIS TRUE COLORS!!! HE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M AN ORPHAN

@dipper-m-pines

cancel dipper pines

yes

WHY WOULD YOU NOT CLICK YES

I also hate orphans

Voting ended onJan 1

cancel bill cipher

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 2

reasons: weirdmageddon, torture, possession, generally being an isosceles jerk, transphobia

kingofmadness-billcipher

Ciphertologists you have to kill this guy before he cancels me

Too late

melvyn-jj-askblog

"Dipper, how dare you?! You hate orphans?! That's rude. I used to be an orphan!"

You're gonna believe Bill?

"Oh, wait, it was fake? Oh. Okay. Thanks, man."

You couldn't tell???

melvyn-jj-askblog

"Sorry..."

It's fine, but, uh... it's red scribbles over a screenshot that clearly says something else. I think you need to work on your observation skills.

melvyn-jj-askblog

"What red scribbles? Those are orange."

What?? That's definitely red.

melvyn-jj-askblog

"NO DUDE. IT'S ORANGE. ARE YOU COLOR BLIND?!"

Are YOU color blind? That's red!

that's as red as you can get!

melvyn-jj-askblog

"...that's pink."

It's definitely not orange

melvyn-jj-askblog

"ITS PINK."

WHAT IS THIS HILL YOU'RE DYING ON??? Does it matter??

"Yes. Very MUCH. Its pink. Period."

periods r red 🤔🤔

kingofmadness-billcipher

Yeah I was on my period

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GOOD NEWS!! I TALKED TO A DOCTOR AND HE TOLD ME I AM VERY SANE! WILL YOU STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME NOW

@kingofmadness-billcipher

[..seems like you caught them working.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

EW GROSS

You smell like a minimum wage worker

[Bill flips them off] WOW THIS DIMENSION HAS FUN WAYS OF GREETING FAMILY!!

[he takes off the welding mask thing]

"I smell better than you. and that wasnt a greeting."

kingofmadness-billcipher

THE WAY I SMELL IS A CHOICE!!! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

Did you make that mask?? No human i know needs on like that

GOOD NEWS!! I TALKED TO A DOCTOR AND HE TOLD ME I AM VERY SANE! WILL YOU STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME NOW

@kingofmadness-billcipher

[..seems like you caught them working.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

EW GROSS

You smell like a minimum wage worker

[Bill flips them off] WOW THIS DIMENSION HAS FUN WAYS OF GREETING FAMILY!!

#gravity falls rp blog #bill cipher #yapping

HIII HAVE YOU SEEN CHARLIE

@kingofmadness-billcipher

OH MY-

ahem, i.. haven't. he is due to arrive for his duties as my royal wingman though!

kingofmadness-billcipher

A ROYAL WINGMAN?? WOW!! BIG RESPONSIBILITY

[Bill holds out a hand] THE NAMES BILL! BILL CIPHER!!

aha.. i don't like to touch peasants who aren't close friends.

i am king ross walter jr!

kingofmadness-billcipher

I'm not a peasant kid

HAHAHAHAHA NICE TO MEET YOU KING WALTER JR DID YOUR OLD MAN KICK THE BUCKET??

hah! i wish! no no no. i'm the one who died.

then i moved to this universe and founded this kingdom in the same spot that a kingdom fell a long, LONG time ago! but my court fool was there during the time of the old kingdom! they don't talk about it much.

kingofmadness-billcipher

YOU DIED??? TELL ME ALL THE GRUESOME DETAILS [Bill floats kicking his feet]

NICE KINGDOM FOR A SQUIRT TO OWN!! WHY DID THEY FOLLOW YOU HERE??

HIII HAVE YOU SEEN CHARLIE

@kingofmadness-billcipher

OH MY-

ahem, i.. haven't. he is due to arrive for his duties as my royal wingman though!

kingofmadness-billcipher

A ROYAL WINGMAN?? WOW!! BIG RESPONSIBILITY

[Bill holds out a hand] THE NAMES BILL! BILL CIPHER!!

aha.. i don't like to touch peasants who aren't close friends.

i am king ross walter jr!

kingofmadness-billcipher

I'm not a peasant kid

HAHAHAHAHA NICE TO MEET YOU KING WALTER JR DID YOUR OLD MAN KICK THE BUCKET??

trickstertriangletest

YELLOW!! I HAVE TO SAY I AM GLAD YOU GOT LOCKED UP IN THIS JOINT!!

@kingofmadness-billcipher

[He IMMEDIATELY screams and ducks under a blanket.]

HOWDIDYOUGETINHERE?!

kingofmadness-billcipher

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME

SAME WAY ANYONE DOES

trickstertriangletest

... you're welcome, i guess? ... just- don't look at me! lottie! lottie, help! ... sooo ahaha... youuu here for any particular reason? how's your ford doing? happy and healthy? stan too?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill whacks him with a cane]

SHHHH DO NOT CALL THAT THING HERE ARE YOU CRAZY????

STAN WENT ON A LITTLE VAY CAY AND I WAS REALLY HOPING RICO WOULD FINISH HIM OFF slippery con man

FORDSY WAS BEING REALLY CLINGY AFTER THAT AND NOW HE'S TREATING ME LIKE CHOPPED LIVER! THE GUYS GIVING REALLL MIXED SIGNALS I BLAME HIS MEAT HEAD BROTHER! EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BEFORE THAT IDIOT SHOWED UP thanks for that by the way

trickstertriangletest

[He yelps quietly.]

... maybe? i'm still locked away in here, so... ugh, fine, not like they'll help anyways...

... ... ... you're welcome! now he has a social bond with somebody not only of his species, but also related to him directly. verrry good for his health... you should try being nicer. humans thrive with companionship, like many other earth species...

... so are you just visiting to tell me that, then?

kingofmadness-billcipher

The right answer is "SURE I AM WHATS YOUR POINT" Stick to the script triangle boy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM VERY CHARMING!! AND NICE!!! [Bill stares. He twiddles his thumbs. He leans in closer] BUTTTT IF I WASSSS TRYING TO WIN HIM OVER DO YOU THINK MORE RATS WOULD DO THE TRICK??

NO I WAS VISITING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU

trickstertriangletest

... ugh.

sure you are... um, i'd say ditch the rat plan, bring him flowers. not common ones. personally i'd bring a venus flytrap and a jar of flies. or an ant farm. oh, you should try bringing him some fancy ink, he'd love that. or if you can only bring him things you possess, bring him a bird he hasn't seen yet. alive! it's very important that you don't bring him anything dead, unless it was already dead and a zombie when you found it.

... oh.

[He climbs over the side of his bed opposite from Moth Bill, keeping the blanket over him as he slides underneath.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill claps his hands. A notepad and pen appears. He is writing this down] I KNOW WHERE A VENOMOUS MONSTER OF A PLANT IS!!! SIXER WILL LOVE THAT!!

I CAN GET INK BY STEALING! USING ZOMBIES OR ANIMALS!! ILL TELL FORDSY MY FOLLOWERS HELPED COLLECT IT OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT SO HE DOES NOT RANT ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG. HES A BIG HYPOCRITE!!! HE STEALS RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL

HA COWARD

trickstertriangletest

no venom! that'll kill him, or worse! unless you cut out it's venom production and clear it out first, but he'd hate that too...

... just tell him you used zombies. he'd find that cool. if he doesn't you can tell him i gave the ok just this once. and he steals that material for you anyways...

...

[He throws an unused pregnancy test at Moth Bill from under the bed. And then another, and another, and another...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I guess sixer likes bugs the ants could work I KNOW ABOUT SOME ANTS THAT CAN REPEAT WHAT YOU SAY BUT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!! THEY WILL BURROW INTO YOUR FLESH IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM ENOUGH TEA

WHY DO I NEED PERMISSION FROM YOU???? DO YOU THINK HE LIKES YOU BETTER THAN ME??

FOR LITTLE OLD ME?? HOW SWEET OF HIM HAHAHA

[Bill picks one up and eats it] ew these don't taste good

trickstertriangletest

... i feel like you misunderstand the idea, you want to give him interesting things that won't put him in danger!

... ... ... eh, not really. it's more of a trust thing. two people you know who say something is okay is better than one.

... it's for your portal, isn't it? which... you're not using for an apocalypse, right? no hostile takeovers? good...

... congratulations on the discovery that not everything is food. have some more! maybe you'll change your mind! i don't want them anyways!

[He continues to throw a LOT at Moth Bill until he runs out of them.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

BUT HE LIKES DANGERRRRRR and it's funny to see him panic!! [Bill floats on his back] I could give him instructions to a bird whistle that calls on Pheonixs? [he peeks at him]

YES ITS FOR THE PORTAL!!! DUH! THE PORTAL THAT HE'S BEEN WOKING LESS ON BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID BROTHER GETTING IN THE WAY [Bill smiles] NOPE!! NO APOCALYPSE HAHAHAHA I WANT A BEACH VACATION WITH FORDSY AT HIS CHILDHOOD HOME

ANYTHING CAN BE FOOD IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH!! I WAS HOPING THESE WOULD TASTE LIKE ESTROGEN SPOILER ALERT: THEY TASTE LIKE DISAPPOINTMENT

[Bill picks them up and starts throwing them at Tt] I THINK YOU NEED THESE MORE THAN ME!!! I DO NOT HAVE A PARASITE GROWING IN ME HAHAHAH

trickstertriangletest

danger doesn't like him! ... yeah, do the whistle thing, he'd love that... what are you looking at?

... ... ... well, that sounds nice. and stanley isn't stupid. no, that isn't up for debate.

... ... ... estrogen. you want... estrogen?

YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME?! YOU LITTLE- er- i don't want them! and i'm not pregnant! i've just... i've just had one too many... uh... ... ... poisons. poisons that make you look pregnant. they're everywhere! you should really watch what you eat, it could happen to you. haha. ha. haa... ... ... i bite, by the way.

kingofmadness-billcipher

Wrong! I like him!! [Bill laughs at his own joke] WHISTLE IT IS!!! Do you think its possible to train a Pheonix to rip the face off a sad PATHETIC door to door sales man that INVADED my favorite scientists home?? DARN BIRDS CAN NOT SEE GLASS IT IS GOING TO MIX THEM UP

HE IS PRETTY STUPID DON'T LIE OR DO!! IM NOT YOUR MAMA

I WANT TO EAT ESTROGEN!! IT TASTES GOOD!! TRY IT SOME TIME! ONCE I SIPHONED IT OUT OF A TRANSPHOBIC WOMAN HAHAHAHAHA

[Bill pokes him with a cane] WHEN ITS OUT CAN I EAT IT!!!

trickstertriangletest

... no, i don't think you could train one to do that.

... says you.

... ... ... ... ... yeah, fair enough, i guess...

[He bites the cane and growls.]

no! there's no baby! and if there was, i wouldn't want you anywhere nearby! do i need to call lottie again?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill laughs] YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT HIDING IT!! Call lottie and not only will I tell EVERYONE but I will poke your eye out

trickstertriangletest

. . .

... LOTTIE! LOTTIE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE TREATED HERE! HE WANTS HELP, LOTTIE! HELP! LOTTIE, HELP! HELP! LOTTIEE!!!!!

kingofmadness-billcipher

AHHHHHHH NO SHUT UP

[Bill covers tt's eye with his hand] SHUT UP SHUT UP

trickstertriangletest

[His eye bites down on the hand.]

HE'S SO EXCITED TO STAY HERE, LOTTIE! HE'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH HAPPIER! YOU COULD GIVE HIM MY ROOM AND LET ME GO HOME, EVEN! OR NOT! HE CAN HAVE HIS OWN! LOTTIE! LOTTIE, HELP, PLEASE! LOOOTTIIIE!

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill giggles when he is bit. He grabs tt his eye red] SHUT UP OR I WILL POSSESS FORD AND USE HIS BODY TO KILL STANLEY

It'll be your fault MAYBE YOU TWO CAN BE ROOMMATES

trickstertriangletest

[He falls silent, though he refuses to let go.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill pats him with his other hand] gooood triangle

trickstertriangletest

[He growls quietly. He'd glare at him, but his eye is currently busy biting him, so...]

[No other resistance, though.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

HAHA OKAY ENOUGH FUN LET GO! MY TIME HERE IS UP

trickstertriangletest

i told you i bite!

[He's still not letting go yet...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I CAN NOT STAY HERE THE STUPID FISH IS THREATENING ME!!!! LET GO

trickstertriangletest

[He releases his hand and almost immediately tries to bite again.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill throws a pregnancy test at him] BAD!!! NO!!!

trickstertriangletest

[He yelps and backs away.]

... good riddance, then...!

kingofmadness-billcipher

Byeee!! Smell you later!

[Bill dissappears]

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HIII HAVE YOU SEEN CHARLIE

@kingofmadness-billcipher

OH MY-

ahem, i.. haven't. he is due to arrive for his duties as my royal wingman though!

kingofmadness-billcipher

A ROYAL WINGMAN?? WOW!! BIG RESPONSIBILITY

[Bill holds out a hand] THE NAMES BILL! BILL CIPHER!!

#gravity falls rp blog #yapping

the kingdom of his friend king ross walter jr aka @/r0ssy-boy

OFF TO BUG OZ'S CHILD AND HIS FRIEND

Wow I sure hope Oz does not get angry at me

#gravity falls rp blog #bill cipher #sticky notes

wanna know where charlie eucalypt has gone?

YESSSSS

#gravity falls rp blog #sticky notes #bill cipher

*surrounding you with a bunch of cardboard cutouts of therapists*

Therapy is good for you

[Bill is tearing them apart]

#gravity falls rp blog #bill cipher #sticky notes

trickstertriangletest

YELLOW!! I HAVE TO SAY I AM GLAD YOU GOT LOCKED UP IN THIS JOINT!!

@kingofmadness-billcipher

[He IMMEDIATELY screams and ducks under a blanket.]

HOWDIDYOUGETINHERE?!

kingofmadness-billcipher

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME

SAME WAY ANYONE DOES

trickstertriangletest

... you're welcome, i guess? ... just- don't look at me! lottie! lottie, help! ... sooo ahaha... youuu here for any particular reason? how's your ford doing? happy and healthy? stan too?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill whacks him with a cane]

SHHHH DO NOT CALL THAT THING HERE ARE YOU CRAZY????

STAN WENT ON A LITTLE VAY CAY AND I WAS REALLY HOPING RICO WOULD FINISH HIM OFF slippery con man

FORDSY WAS BEING REALLY CLINGY AFTER THAT AND NOW HE'S TREATING ME LIKE CHOPPED LIVER! THE GUYS GIVING REALLL MIXED SIGNALS I BLAME HIS MEAT HEAD BROTHER! EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BEFORE THAT IDIOT SHOWED UP thanks for that by the way

trickstertriangletest

[He yelps quietly.]

... maybe? i'm still locked away in here, so... ugh, fine, not like they'll help anyways...

... ... ... you're welcome! now he has a social bond with somebody not only of his species, but also related to him directly. verrry good for his health... you should try being nicer. humans thrive with companionship, like many other earth species...

... so are you just visiting to tell me that, then?

kingofmadness-billcipher

The right answer is "SURE I AM WHATS YOUR POINT" Stick to the script triangle boy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM VERY CHARMING!! AND NICE!!! [Bill stares. He twiddles his thumbs. He leans in closer] BUTTTT IF I WASSSS TRYING TO WIN HIM OVER DO YOU THINK MORE RATS WOULD DO THE TRICK??

NO I WAS VISITING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU

trickstertriangletest

... ugh.

sure you are... um, i'd say ditch the rat plan, bring him flowers. not common ones. personally i'd bring a venus flytrap and a jar of flies. or an ant farm. oh, you should try bringing him some fancy ink, he'd love that. or if you can only bring him things you possess, bring him a bird he hasn't seen yet. alive! it's very important that you don't bring him anything dead, unless it was already dead and a zombie when you found it.

... oh.

[He climbs over the side of his bed opposite from Moth Bill, keeping the blanket over him as he slides underneath.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill claps his hands. A notepad and pen appears. He is writing this down] I KNOW WHERE A VENOMOUS MONSTER OF A PLANT IS!!! SIXER WILL LOVE THAT!!

I CAN GET INK BY STEALING! USING ZOMBIES OR ANIMALS!! ILL TELL FORDSY MY FOLLOWERS HELPED COLLECT IT OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT SO HE DOES NOT RANT ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG. HES A BIG HYPOCRITE!!! HE STEALS RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL

HA COWARD

trickstertriangletest

no venom! that'll kill him, or worse! unless you cut out it's venom production and clear it out first, but he'd hate that too...

... just tell him you used zombies. he'd find that cool. if he doesn't you can tell him i gave the ok just this once. and he steals that material for you anyways...

...

[He throws an unused pregnancy test at Moth Bill from under the bed. And then another, and another, and another...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I guess sixer likes bugs the ants could work I KNOW ABOUT SOME ANTS THAT CAN REPEAT WHAT YOU SAY BUT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!! THEY WILL BURROW INTO YOUR FLESH IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM ENOUGH TEA

WHY DO I NEED PERMISSION FROM YOU???? DO YOU THINK HE LIKES YOU BETTER THAN ME??

FOR LITTLE OLD ME?? HOW SWEET OF HIM HAHAHA

[Bill picks one up and eats it] ew these don't taste good

trickstertriangletest

... i feel like you misunderstand the idea, you want to give him interesting things that won't put him in danger!

... ... ... eh, not really. it's more of a trust thing. two people you know who say something is okay is better than one.

... it's for your portal, isn't it? which... you're not using for an apocalypse, right? no hostile takeovers? good...

... congratulations on the discovery that not everything is food. have some more! maybe you'll change your mind! i don't want them anyways!

[He continues to throw a LOT at Moth Bill until he runs out of them.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

BUT HE LIKES DANGERRRRRR and it's funny to see him panic!! [Bill floats on his back] I could give him instructions to a bird whistle that calls on Pheonixs? [he peeks at him]

YES ITS FOR THE PORTAL!!! DUH! THE PORTAL THAT HE'S BEEN WOKING LESS ON BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID BROTHER GETTING IN THE WAY [Bill smiles] NOPE!! NO APOCALYPSE HAHAHAHA I WANT A BEACH VACATION WITH FORDSY AT HIS CHILDHOOD HOME

ANYTHING CAN BE FOOD IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH!! I WAS HOPING THESE WOULD TASTE LIKE ESTROGEN SPOILER ALERT: THEY TASTE LIKE DISAPPOINTMENT

[Bill picks them up and starts throwing them at Tt] I THINK YOU NEED THESE MORE THAN ME!!! I DO NOT HAVE A PARASITE GROWING IN ME HAHAHAH

trickstertriangletest

danger doesn't like him! ... yeah, do the whistle thing, he'd love that... what are you looking at?

... ... ... well, that sounds nice. and stanley isn't stupid. no, that isn't up for debate.

... ... ... estrogen. you want... estrogen?

YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME?! YOU LITTLE- er- i don't want them! and i'm not pregnant! i've just... i've just had one too many... uh... ... ... poisons. poisons that make you look pregnant. they're everywhere! you should really watch what you eat, it could happen to you. haha. ha. haa... ... ... i bite, by the way.

kingofmadness-billcipher

Wrong! I like him!! [Bill laughs at his own joke] WHISTLE IT IS!!! Do you think its possible to train a Pheonix to rip the face off a sad PATHETIC door to door sales man that INVADED my favorite scientists home?? DARN BIRDS CAN NOT SEE GLASS IT IS GOING TO MIX THEM UP

HE IS PRETTY STUPID DON'T LIE OR DO!! IM NOT YOUR MAMA

I WANT TO EAT ESTROGEN!! IT TASTES GOOD!! TRY IT SOME TIME! ONCE I SIPHONED IT OUT OF A TRANSPHOBIC WOMAN HAHAHAHAHA

[Bill pokes him with a cane] WHEN ITS OUT CAN I EAT IT!!!

trickstertriangletest

... no, i don't think you could train one to do that.

... says you.

... ... ... ... ... yeah, fair enough, i guess...

[He bites the cane and growls.]

no! there's no baby! and if there was, i wouldn't want you anywhere nearby! do i need to call lottie again?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill laughs] YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT HIDING IT!! Call lottie and not only will I tell EVERYONE but I will poke your eye out

trickstertriangletest

. . .

... LOTTIE! LOTTIE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE TREATED HERE! HE WANTS HELP, LOTTIE! HELP! LOTTIE, HELP! HELP! LOTTIEE!!!!!

kingofmadness-billcipher

AHHHHHHH NO SHUT UP

[Bill covers tt's eye with his hand] SHUT UP SHUT UP

trickstertriangletest

[His eye bites down on the hand.]

HE'S SO EXCITED TO STAY HERE, LOTTIE! HE'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH HAPPIER! YOU COULD GIVE HIM MY ROOM AND LET ME GO HOME, EVEN! OR NOT! HE CAN HAVE HIS OWN! LOTTIE! LOTTIE, HELP, PLEASE! LOOOTTIIIE!

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill giggles when he is bit. He grabs tt his eye red] SHUT UP OR I WILL POSSESS FORD AND USE HIS BODY TO KILL STANLEY

It'll be your fault MAYBE YOU TWO CAN BE ROOMMATES

trickstertriangletest

[He falls silent, though he refuses to let go.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill pats him with his other hand] gooood triangle

trickstertriangletest

[He growls quietly. He'd glare at him, but his eye is currently busy biting him, so...]

[No other resistance, though.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

HAHA OKAY ENOUGH FUN LET GO! MY TIME HERE IS UP

trickstertriangletest

i told you i bite!

[He's still not letting go yet...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I CAN NOT STAY HERE THE STUPID FISH IS THREATENING ME!!!! LET GO

trickstertriangletest

[He releases his hand and almost immediately tries to bite again.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill throws a pregnancy test at him] BAD!!! NO!!!

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Oz I have some bad news..

I got Hench pregnant oops

@kingofmadness-billcipher

Why is everyone I know getting pregnant..? What the fuck...?

What is this current obsession people seem to have with pregnancy?! Trust me, it sucks! It sucks to be pregnant!

kingofmadness-billcipher

I THINK YOU SPREAD YOUR PREGNANCY GERMS ONTO PEOPLE!!!

Good thing it's him and not me

I don't think male humans can usually get pregnant.

kingofmadness-billcipher

I HOPE IT EATS ITS WAY OUT OF HIM!!!

Enjoy your disgusting thoughts.

daddyyy!! i'm gonna go to ross' kingdom nowww!!!

Okay, have fun and get back before dinner! And you should also leave, Billy Boy.

kingofmadness-billcipher

I WILL!!

[Bill wiggles his fingers at Charlie] HIII

BILLY BOY???? I WILL LEAVE ONCE YOU GIVE ME A BETTER NICKNAME

Trespassing wanker.

kingofmadness-billcipher

BETTER BUT ITS MISSING THE STIRKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES PART

Trespassing wanker who should leave now.

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill huffs] OKAY OKAY I GET ITTT IM LEAVING

trickstertriangletest

YELLOW!! I HAVE TO SAY I AM GLAD YOU GOT LOCKED UP IN THIS JOINT!!

@kingofmadness-billcipher

[He IMMEDIATELY screams and ducks under a blanket.]

HOWDIDYOUGETINHERE?!

kingofmadness-billcipher

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME

SAME WAY ANYONE DOES

trickstertriangletest

... you're welcome, i guess? ... just- don't look at me! lottie! lottie, help! ... sooo ahaha... youuu here for any particular reason? how's your ford doing? happy and healthy? stan too?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill whacks him with a cane]

SHHHH DO NOT CALL THAT THING HERE ARE YOU CRAZY????

STAN WENT ON A LITTLE VAY CAY AND I WAS REALLY HOPING RICO WOULD FINISH HIM OFF slippery con man

FORDSY WAS BEING REALLY CLINGY AFTER THAT AND NOW HE'S TREATING ME LIKE CHOPPED LIVER! THE GUYS GIVING REALLL MIXED SIGNALS I BLAME HIS MEAT HEAD BROTHER! EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BEFORE THAT IDIOT SHOWED UP thanks for that by the way

trickstertriangletest

[He yelps quietly.]

... maybe? i'm still locked away in here, so... ugh, fine, not like they'll help anyways...

... ... ... you're welcome! now he has a social bond with somebody not only of his species, but also related to him directly. verrry good for his health... you should try being nicer. humans thrive with companionship, like many other earth species...

... so are you just visiting to tell me that, then?

kingofmadness-billcipher

The right answer is "SURE I AM WHATS YOUR POINT" Stick to the script triangle boy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM VERY CHARMING!! AND NICE!!! [Bill stares. He twiddles his thumbs. He leans in closer] BUTTTT IF I WASSSS TRYING TO WIN HIM OVER DO YOU THINK MORE RATS WOULD DO THE TRICK??

NO I WAS VISITING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU

trickstertriangletest

... ugh.

sure you are... um, i'd say ditch the rat plan, bring him flowers. not common ones. personally i'd bring a venus flytrap and a jar of flies. or an ant farm. oh, you should try bringing him some fancy ink, he'd love that. or if you can only bring him things you possess, bring him a bird he hasn't seen yet. alive! it's very important that you don't bring him anything dead, unless it was already dead and a zombie when you found it.

... oh.

[He climbs over the side of his bed opposite from Moth Bill, keeping the blanket over him as he slides underneath.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill claps his hands. A notepad and pen appears. He is writing this down] I KNOW WHERE A VENOMOUS MONSTER OF A PLANT IS!!! SIXER WILL LOVE THAT!!

I CAN GET INK BY STEALING! USING ZOMBIES OR ANIMALS!! ILL TELL FORDSY MY FOLLOWERS HELPED COLLECT IT OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT SO HE DOES NOT RANT ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG. HES A BIG HYPOCRITE!!! HE STEALS RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL

HA COWARD

trickstertriangletest

no venom! that'll kill him, or worse! unless you cut out it's venom production and clear it out first, but he'd hate that too...

... just tell him you used zombies. he'd find that cool. if he doesn't you can tell him i gave the ok just this once. and he steals that material for you anyways...

...

[He throws an unused pregnancy test at Moth Bill from under the bed. And then another, and another, and another...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I guess sixer likes bugs the ants could work I KNOW ABOUT SOME ANTS THAT CAN REPEAT WHAT YOU SAY BUT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!! THEY WILL BURROW INTO YOUR FLESH IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM ENOUGH TEA

WHY DO I NEED PERMISSION FROM YOU???? DO YOU THINK HE LIKES YOU BETTER THAN ME??

FOR LITTLE OLD ME?? HOW SWEET OF HIM HAHAHA

[Bill picks one up and eats it] ew these don't taste good

trickstertriangletest

... i feel like you misunderstand the idea, you want to give him interesting things that won't put him in danger!

... ... ... eh, not really. it's more of a trust thing. two people you know who say something is okay is better than one.

... it's for your portal, isn't it? which... you're not using for an apocalypse, right? no hostile takeovers? good...

... congratulations on the discovery that not everything is food. have some more! maybe you'll change your mind! i don't want them anyways!

[He continues to throw a LOT at Moth Bill until he runs out of them.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

BUT HE LIKES DANGERRRRRR and it's funny to see him panic!! [Bill floats on his back] I could give him instructions to a bird whistle that calls on Pheonixs? [he peeks at him]

YES ITS FOR THE PORTAL!!! DUH! THE PORTAL THAT HE'S BEEN WOKING LESS ON BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID BROTHER GETTING IN THE WAY [Bill smiles] NOPE!! NO APOCALYPSE HAHAHAHA I WANT A BEACH VACATION WITH FORDSY AT HIS CHILDHOOD HOME

ANYTHING CAN BE FOOD IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH!! I WAS HOPING THESE WOULD TASTE LIKE ESTROGEN SPOILER ALERT: THEY TASTE LIKE DISAPPOINTMENT

[Bill picks them up and starts throwing them at Tt] I THINK YOU NEED THESE MORE THAN ME!!! I DO NOT HAVE A PARASITE GROWING IN ME HAHAHAH

trickstertriangletest

danger doesn't like him! ... yeah, do the whistle thing, he'd love that... what are you looking at?

... ... ... well, that sounds nice. and stanley isn't stupid. no, that isn't up for debate.

... ... ... estrogen. you want... estrogen?

YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME?! YOU LITTLE- er- i don't want them! and i'm not pregnant! i've just... i've just had one too many... uh... ... ... poisons. poisons that make you look pregnant. they're everywhere! you should really watch what you eat, it could happen to you. haha. ha. haa... ... ... i bite, by the way.

kingofmadness-billcipher

Wrong! I like him!! [Bill laughs at his own joke] WHISTLE IT IS!!! Do you think its possible to train a Pheonix to rip the face off a sad PATHETIC door to door sales man that INVADED my favorite scientists home?? DARN BIRDS CAN NOT SEE GLASS IT IS GOING TO MIX THEM UP

HE IS PRETTY STUPID DON'T LIE OR DO!! IM NOT YOUR MAMA

I WANT TO EAT ESTROGEN!! IT TASTES GOOD!! TRY IT SOME TIME! ONCE I SIPHONED IT OUT OF A TRANSPHOBIC WOMAN HAHAHAHAHA

[Bill pokes him with a cane] WHEN ITS OUT CAN I EAT IT!!!

trickstertriangletest

... no, i don't think you could train one to do that.

... says you.

... ... ... ... ... yeah, fair enough, i guess...

[He bites the cane and growls.]

no! there's no baby! and if there was, i wouldn't want you anywhere nearby! do i need to call lottie again?

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill laughs] YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT HIDING IT!! Call lottie and not only will I tell EVERYONE but I will poke your eye out

trickstertriangletest

. . .

... LOTTIE! LOTTIE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE TREATED HERE! HE WANTS HELP, LOTTIE! HELP! LOTTIE, HELP! HELP! LOTTIEE!!!!!

kingofmadness-billcipher

AHHHHHHH NO SHUT UP

[Bill covers tt's eye with his hand] SHUT UP SHUT UP

trickstertriangletest

[His eye bites down on the hand.]

HE'S SO EXCITED TO STAY HERE, LOTTIE! HE'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH HAPPIER! YOU COULD GIVE HIM MY ROOM AND LET ME GO HOME, EVEN! OR NOT! HE CAN HAVE HIS OWN! LOTTIE! LOTTIE, HELP, PLEASE! LOOOTTIIIE!

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill giggles when he is bit. He grabs tt his eye red] SHUT UP OR I WILL POSSESS FORD AND USE HIS BODY TO KILL STANLEY

It'll be your fault MAYBE YOU TWO CAN BE ROOMMATES

trickstertriangletest

[He falls silent, though he refuses to let go.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

[Bill pats him with his other hand] gooood triangle

trickstertriangletest

[He growls quietly. He'd glare at him, but his eye is currently busy biting him, so...]

[No other resistance, though.]

kingofmadness-billcipher

HAHA OKAY ENOUGH FUN LET GO! MY TIME HERE IS UP

trickstertriangletest

i told you i bite!

[He's still not letting go yet...]

kingofmadness-billcipher

I CAN NOT STAY HERE THE STUPID FISH IS THREATENING ME!!!! LET GO

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