Ephraim :P

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

SOOOO ABOUT THAT

soooooo........... about that.....

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

wait no not a fun fact. this fact sucks. sucks fact

My job was to go tuck in all the Smosh Crew and all the Smosh Cast every night and tell them good night.