I hate hate HATE generative AI. Not only is it STUPID and DUMB and WRONG, but it overused my FUCKING EM DASHES. I am a NERD. I love COLONS and COMAS and SEMICOLONS and FUCKING EM DASHES. But I can’t use them because GENERATIVE AI LIKES THEM TOO. ARFAHAFHAHALAKJGLLK

When I was in fourth grade me and my best friend were on the swings—the obvious choice—and I don’t know what they put in the oranges that day, but being the little chaos beans we were, one of us mumbled the phrase “There’s a cow in the sky!” This, of course, we found hilarious. It has thus become an inside joke we still mention from time to time. The cow is back