and they were so in love

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

love it when characters do a sacrifice play ostensibly to save others but mostly so they don't have to face themselves

being insane isnt even that bad