Polygons and stuff

This servo-skull was made to locate missing socks.

However in a startling oversight from the tech-priests who made it, the skull was incorrectly programmed and could not distinguish between socks that were missing and socks that were definitely not missing and still, in fact, attached to the feet of their owner.

The soldiers of the barracks it was assigned to didn’t seem to mind though, even going so far as to name it “Pinchy" and declare it “indispensable to company morale.”

Sklarba was the angriest of all goblins. Unfortunately none of the other goblins took her seriously because she was so tiny and adorable.

So Sklarba left, searching for a way to make them rue the day they mocked her size and found a dark wizard who specialised in blood magic. She demanded he teach her but he just laughed because she was so tiny and wouldn’t have enough blood in her tiny body to power even the simplest of spells.

She killed him in his sleep, stole his tomes and, much to her disappointment, found that the wizard was right and she didn’t have enough blood to perform the magic. But it didn’t take long to figure out she could just use other people’s blood as a source of power and soon returned to her home to wreak furious vengeance on those who would dare call her adorable.

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Learning forbidden blood magics

If your fellow goblins won’t respect you because of your size then  STE̸͠͠ÁL ͟͡͏T̨͟͡H͡E̡͘IR̴̷ ͡͡BL̡ÓǪ̵̢D̷ ̸͢T͠O̢ ̕F̧͟͞U̸͝͠É͞Ļ ̛͘͝T͏̸́H̨͞E͢ ̀͟D́AR͡͝K ̸M̀Ą̶͠G̷̕I͡C̸̡S͜ ̶͞WH̷I̵̧͞C̸͝Ḩ́͠ ̵̀W̨͜I̶͘L̕L ̸̀S̸͞Ṕ̨E̕L͏L͟ ̴̛TH͠É҉̢IR̕͡ ̡͜͞D̡́O̵̡ǪM̕

Life is hard when you are the ANGRIEST goblin but also the smallest goblin...

I look out the window. My yard is full of people in t-poses staring at me. Every time I look away they move a little closer until they’re banging against the window. 

I stand upright with a jolt, intent on running, but my legs lock together and my arms rise on their on volition into a T shape. I can’t turn my head or even blink. I can only watch helplessly as one of them clips through the wall and slides across the floor towards me.

3d model of that goblin bloodmage I made for @goblinweek

A goblin for @goblinweek

Sklarba Redfingers is a bloodmage. At first she wasn’t a very good bloodmage because she was small, even for a goblin, and thus didn’t have a lot of blood.

But ever since she figured out you can just use other people’s blood she quickly became a very, very good bloodmage.