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My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything.

apostatively

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

a-dull-glow

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

your-friendly-neighbohood-black

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

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For people with social anxiety, EVERY message they send feels like a “risky message,” not just the ones with heavy emotional content. Every conversation feels like a chance to say something wrong and destroy a perfectly lovely friendship. Silence, while avoiding that problem, is also perilous because waiting too long before breaking the silence, increases the chance that the silence will be taken as a rejection.

SOCIAL ANXIETY FUCKING SUCKS AND EVERYTHING IS MENACING TO ME.

imaskylorsaurus

Chopped season 1 ingredients:

Shrimp

Seasoned Curly fries

Greek Yogurt

Italian Dressing

Chopped latest season ingredients:

Rattle Snake Eggs

Yak Milk

Pineapple Bread

A Cactus

charmdog

my heart says yes but my mom says no

aidashakur

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

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thatadult

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

rox-and-prose

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

chatdomestique

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

rox-and-prose

"Hungry but I'll get to it later"

jabberwockypie

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

evilkitten3

“hungry but moving is Against The Law”

lianabrooks

Hungry but the thought of food makes me sick.

system-of-a-feather

Just because you “function” doesn’t mean you don’t deserve help.

ig-88r

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

chaoticallydanny

This blog is pro pegging.

pastelparrotlet

Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.

“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”

“You just cleaned your room, good job!”

“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”

cutlerydeficient

Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.

friendraichu

Being an adult is just parenting yourself.

rynnay

It’s true and highly effective self care. Speak to and treat yourself with the same love and care you would want your child self to be given.

That means: no insults or name calling. No judgement. Patience. Gentle firmness. Health, safety and happiness first. Encouragement. Rewards and validation for a job well done. Self soothing. And above all else, love.

legendarypeacebarbarian

This is so important

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cybercrimer

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

sabrsiren-deactivated20250418

Took me w a y too long to realize that Alucard is Dracula backwards

sabrsiren-deactivated20250418

Your vampire name is your parent’s name spelled backwards

funnylime

why my hand shaky

sundial911

your skeleton is ready to hatch

funnylime

this is so fucking ominous thank you

prokopetz

Prompt: the ideological opposite of a catgirl.

z-nogyrop

so, a catgirl is a human woman who has taken on certain traits of the cat, which is a housepet known for its temperament - it is affectionate when it chooses to be, but it must choose to be. the appeal of the catgirl is the implication that the woman has decided, much like a cat, that the viewer is worthy of affection. thus the ideological opposite would be a feral creature that is known for being tame except for when it is provoked. countless examples of this exist in nature, so to narrow our options we will select one which is generally considered “scary” as a parallel to the “cute” cat, as is also as far away as viable from a cat. as an extremely social invertebrate, compared to the relatively solitary and spined nature of the housecat, i believe the hornet is the perfect choice; despite popular belief hornets are not aggressive unless and until they are given a reason to be.

then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).

thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is

prokopetz

Take your prize and get out of my house.

wizardjpeg

i honestly am welcome in most buildings, im an eager guest; and they love to have me

we-were-angels-once

@grantaire why did you leave this in the tags

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emiko-matsui

monster factory is actually revolutionary because it's a big brother watching his little brother playing video games which has never happened before in the history of video games

wern

man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn’t exist but you perform the first legit autopsy to learn about anatomy and you’re like.. wtf there’s like objects in here and shit

insertgirlname

“wtf there’s like objects in here and shit”

- Andreas Vesalius, 1543

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