god of thunder

“You sure you wanna do this?” Dinah didn’t usually take on random opponents at the gym, but the adrenaline high she was riding wasn’t gonna last forever. “It’s only fair to warn you, I do not lose.”

___ thor raised an eyebrow and cleaned his hands before throwing the towel aside. of all the things he could expect happening at the place, someone wanting a fight wasn’t one of them. but it was a pleasant surprise. “you seem like a worthy opponent.” he stood up and gave her a small smile, one he gave to his adversaries because he was always happy to take a fight. “ice packs are not needed. but I shall ask, are you sure about this?”

nico feels hungover, but worse.  he doesn’t feel like he got hit by a car because he had too much fun last night.  he feels like he got hit by a car because he got hit by a car last night.  his bike is totaled, and his identity is probably at risk, too, but he’s never been especially excellent at keeping that under wraps anyway. 

___ “I do not know what a brunch is. but if it’s something like a feast, then I do agree.” thor was sure he had heard that word before. probably by tony or clint, in one of the many conversations he didn’t fully understand. he didn’t spend that much time on Earth despite being part of the avengers and swearing to defend it. “don’t know about lawyers. but it looks like thou need something stronger than juice.” now, he knew it wasn’t juice, but midgard’s alcohol was all the same for him anyway.