Be the mule you gotta be

Listen buddy, I- What? No, it's a figure of speech. I don't have any friends, I'm an American. My kind only knows how to steal and destroy.

(rocketing out of bed in the morning, shouting out to the street in joy) May Hell rain down upon the Earth! Suffering and death to all humanity, for all eternity!! Oh all you wond'rous people, die in terror! And take your wretched loved ones with you, when you fall fore'er into the burning realm of Satan! Ha ha!

just saw a picture of popular speedrun commentary youtuber Summoning Salt and oh my god boy you can't be going out in public like that. your hair looks like a troll doll that an older brother went over with scissors to make it "look like a boy". you look like a US Libertarian Party candidate. it's dire. my number one advice is to please find a new hairstyle it is not working for you. my number two advice is to grow out the beard even if it's just some stubble. don't have to do that with the right hair i don't think. my number three advice is to throw away your cheap suit you seem to love wearing (apparently during ads for VHS releases of your videos [???]), or at least deploy it only when another outfit won't possibly ever work. a green zelda t-shirt would genuinely be better

Please remember that Indoril Nerevar was a guar in a past life

i make my best posts when i'm in an altered state. when i have transformed. but i seek not a way to live as that beast, for it too closely resembles the mutant form of prototype jack

that whole "describe crime and punishment in one word" thing is funny but the actual answer is pretty easy: Orthodox